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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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