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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form thanks to Karen Moore

It's tax time again... Doing your part to keep the overtaxed economy going

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

I'm very strongly against tax increases. - Donald Trump

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country. - Dick Gregory

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's especially hard if the government is not providing services, or is even conducting ethnic cleansing against you. - Paul Harvey

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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