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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating. - Oscar Wilde

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

When your outgo exceeds your income, the upshot may be your downfall. - Paul Harvey

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

That government is best which governs the least, because its people discipline themselves. - Thomas Jefferson

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

A broken heart is a very pleasant complaint for a man in London if he has a comfortable income. - George Bernard Shaw

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

Every American should have above average income, and my administration is going to see they get it. - Bill Clinton

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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