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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form thanks to Karen Moore

It's tax time again... Doing your part to keep the overtaxed economy going

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Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

We don't pay taxes. Only the little people pay taxes. - Leona Helmsley

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

There was a fire at the main Inland Revenue office in London today, but it was put out before any serious good was done. - Ronnie Corbett

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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