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Read my lips: no new taxes. - George Bush

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

The power to tax involves the power to destroy. - John Marshall

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I think of lotteries as a tax on the mathematically challenged. - Roger Jones

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

When a man retires his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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