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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. - Joe E Lewis

Thinking is one thing no one has ever been able to tax. - Charles Kettering

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

The avoidance of taxes is the only pursuit that still carries any reward. - John Maynard Keynes

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin. - Mark Twain

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is one difference between a tax collector and a taxidermist - the taxidermist leaves the hide. - Mortimer Caplan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Where there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the unjust less on the same amount of income. - Plato

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Income: 1. Something you cannot live without nor within; 2. The sum of money which it costs more than to live. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill


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