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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

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Infernal Revenue - Archie Bunker

Expenditure rises to meet income. - Northcote Parkinson

I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons. - Douglas Adams

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income. - Will Rogers

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. - Will Rogers

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. - e e cummings

There's nothing like a two-hour tax appointment to make you question your career. - Shawn Hitchins

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

A tax loophole is something that benefits the other guy. If it benefits you, it is a tax reform. - Russell B Long

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical. - Thomas Jefferson

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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