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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form

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Revenue Canada's Simplified Tax Form thanks to Karen Moore

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My own tax expert, H & R Crock. - Archie Bunker

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

A hypocrite is a man who pays his taxes with a smile. - Will Rogers

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

Government cannot and must not replace private initiative. - Kim Campbell

The hardest thing in the world to understand is income taxes. - Albert Einstein

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. - Errol Flynn

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

I just filled out my income tax forms. Who says you can't get killed by a blank? - Milton Berle

An expenditure of words without income of ideas will lead to intellectual bankruptcy. - Ravi Zacharias

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Taxes are the dues that we pay for the privilege of membership in an organized society. - Franklin D Roosevelt

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn't get worse every time Congress meets. - Will Rogers

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business. - Will Rogers

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

I could juggle anything in my day: balls, cigar boxes, knives. But I could never juggle my income tax. - WC Fields

I believe a little incompatibility is the spice of life, particularly if he has income and she is pattable. - Ogden Nash

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Psychiatrists say it's not good for man to keep too much to himself. The Internal Revenue Service says the same thing. - Harold Smith

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. - Winston Churchill

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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