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Rush Job Calendar

Special calendar for handling rush jobs throughout the year

Rush Job Calendar thanks to joe-kster

Ever had a job that's required yesterday?

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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

If you are prepared, you will be confident, and will do the job. - Tom Landry

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for new ideas and progress. - Charles Kettering

Dear heart, please stop getting involved in everything. You job is to pump blood, that's it. - Unknown

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

You should run your life not by the calendar but how you feel, and what you're interests are and ambitions. - John Glenn

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

... was a terrible senator. He did a terrible job, very little legislation. I think that it would be very, very bad to have Bill Bradley as a president. - Donald Trump

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President.
All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?" - Will Rogers

If you believe, as I do, that your employees truly are your most valuable asset, you will do whatever you can to help them do their jobs as well as possible. - Harvey Mackay

If forensic analysts confiscated your calendar and e-mail records and Web browsing history for the past six months, what would they conclude are your core priorities? - Chip Heath

At the end, Job discovered that this God who was his Creator and Designer, his Revealer and Comforter, his Mediator and Savior, was also his Strengthener and Restorer. - Ravi Zacharias

Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. - Phyllis Diller

If I don't have a job, I don't know why I bother to get up. Any time the phone rings, I'm ready to go. What else am I going to do? See, I've never retired. I don't even know what it means. - Morgan Freeman

I think that when NASA works on a moon shot, they know too well that all of the people working on it must doe their job at 110 percent. Sometimes they probably put in 18 hour days, but they're aiming for the moon, and that's what counts. - Marvin Hamlisch


Redneck Boat Ramp

Jack-A-Lope vs Jack-E-Lope

Urleen

Carry On or Carrion?

Selfie Pilot

Monarch Butterflies - Starting a Monarchy

Air Couch

Europe Road Trip

Thongthing Special

Nighttime Graffiti

Baby Formula

Kid Suction

Redneck Moving Truck

Critter Control

Lost Dog

Nail Chair

Looking For Something?

Yellow Pet

Race Break

Fuse Bypass

Good Boy

British Tea Party

Roadside Assistance

Chair Boy