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Rush Job Calendar

Special calendar for handling rush jobs throughout the year

Rush Job Calendar thanks to joe-kster

Ever had a job that's required yesterday?

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What gets scheduled gets done. - Michael Hyatt

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Do your job and demand your compensation - but in that order. - Cary Grant

Pantomime is a big thing in the cultural calendar of my country. - Alan Cumming

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it. - Dylan Moran

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If someone's not attacking you that means you're not doing your job effectively. - Sean Hannity

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

I think you should take your job seriously, but not yourself. That is the best combination. - Judi Dench

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

'Next time!' In what calendar are kept the records of those next times which never come? - Helen Hunt Jackson

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Police officers may drive black and white cars, however what goes on in their job is a lot of gray. - Arik Matson

If I had my way, I would remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead. - Roald Dahl

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry

Kids don't stay with you if you do it right. It's the one job where, the better you are, the more surely you won't be needed in the long run. - Barbara Kingsolver

To be efficient means getting the job done in a smart, resourceful and timely way. To be effective means getting the right job done well, efficiently or not. - Thomas Leonard

Baking cookies is equal to Queen Victoria running an empire. There's no difference in how seriously you take the job, how seriously you approach your whole life. - Martha Stewart

Rethink training: the best process of learning is on the the job, just-in-time, 'nibble-knowledge' to incrementally transform mindsets and skillsets irrevocably. - Tony Dovale

Employee loyalty begins with employer loyalty. Your employees should know that if they do the job they were hired to do with a reasonable amount of competence and efficiency, you will support them. - Harvey Mackay

Just because an employee does things differently doesn't mean he or she won't do the job right or as well. If you establish expectations of the goal and the standards to follow, then methodology shouldn't be an issue. - Harvey Mackay


The Ass Family

Kids Meal

Stretch Exercises You Can Do At Your Desk

A Foot Of Sun

Sushi Spine

Police Targeting

Happy Bird's Eye UU

Moose Parking

Glassman

Paint Pants

World Cup Attention Getter

Fear Of Light

Bird Condo

Very Cold Beer

Seniors Bike Club

Watching The World Cup

Friendly BBQ Reminder

Geek Piano

Ugly Haircut

XL Safety Shoes

Dance With Me

Secret Exit

Drawing A Fine Line

Fastest Land Mammal