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Secret Decoder Puzzles

For kids of every age

Kids - develop your secret agent skills by decoding special messages. Click on one of the links below to download our printable word decoder puzzle pages, and unravel your true Sherlock Holmes potential...
Secret Decoder Puzzles thanks to joe-kster

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Creativity takes courage. - Henri Matisse

A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Our whole life is solving puzzles. - Erno Rubik

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

Eat: What kids do between meals, but not at them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life insurance is the only game you win when you die. - Unknown

My favorite part of the game? The opportunity to play. - Mike Singletary

The markets are the world's greatest Rubik's cube. - Rick Santelli

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

Water Hazard: Giving the kids too much to drink before a road trip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

At the end of the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. - Italian Proverb

Talent wins games, but teamwork and intelligence win championships. - Michael Jordan

Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex. - Bill Maher

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. - Ozwald Boateng

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

Sometimes the hardest pieces of a puzzle to assemble, are the ones missing from the box. - Dixie Waters

I learn things from my kids constantly. Most of their knowledge comes from Snapple caps. - Jimmy Kimmel

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

My favorite puzzle is trying to work out the parts myself, after all it is a solo effort. - Adrian Belew

You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else. - Unknown

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have an unbelievable assistant who handles all of my scheduling. It's like a Tetris game. - Neil P. Harris

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. When you finish it, it says 'go outside'. - Demetri Martin

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

A good puzzle, it's a fair thing. Nobody is lying. It's very clear, and the problem depends just on you. - Erno Rubik

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

The world is a very puzzling place. If you're not willing to be puzzled, you just become a replica of someone else's mind. - Noam Chomsky

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

In the game of life, it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. - Bill Vaughan


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No Pot Of Gold

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Ant Virus

Sidewalk Malt Melt

Bird's Eye View

Sea Girl

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