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Secret Decoder Puzzles

For kids of every age

Kids - develop your secret agent skills by decoding special messages. Click on one of the links below to download our printable word decoder puzzle pages, and unravel your true Sherlock Holmes potential...
Secret Decoder Puzzles thanks to joe-kster

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Life is puzzle unsolved. - Santosh Kalwar

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Badmutton: Game played with the butcher - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Walk The Plank: A pirate's board game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

A hunch is creativity trying to tell you something. - Frank Capra

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

Teaching kids to count is fine, but teaching them what counts is best. - Bob Talbert

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

It was a puzzling thing as to why they packed up in towns the way they did. - Paulette Jiles

You don't play against opponents, you play against the game of basketball. - Bobby Knight

Football Game: A sport where a spectator takes four quarters to finish a fifth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Couples are jigsaw puzzles that hang together by touching in just enough points. - Diane Ackerman

The key to winning baseball games is pitching, fundamentals, and three-run homers. - Unknown

Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez

If you're in a card game and you don't know who the sucker is, you're it. - Unknown

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

Winners lose more than losers. They win and lose more than losers, because they stay in the game. - Terry Paulson

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just want to make sure when I have kids, I can spend time with them. That's the whole point. - Mark Zuckerberg

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

Human affairs are like a chess game: Only those who do not take it seriously can be called good players. - Hung Tzu-ch'eng

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

If you must play, decide on three things at the start: the rules of the game, the stakes, and the quitting time. - Chinese Proverb

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling. - Robert M Pirsig

We are all important parts of a much larger system, pieces of the universe's puzzle that would not be complete without us. - Russell E. Dobda

It's a piece of cake until you get to the top. You find you can't stop playing the game the way you've always played it. - Richard M Nixon

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The monkeys solved the puzzle simply because they found it gratifying to solve puzzles. They enjoyed it. The joy of the task was its own reward. - Daniel H. Pink

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer

Approach racing like a game of billiards. If you bash the ball too hard, you get nowhere. As you handle the cue properly, you drive with more finesse. - Juan M Fangio


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