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Secret Decoder Things

For kids of every age

Kids - develop your secret agent skills by decoding special messages. Click on one of the links below to download our printable word decoder puzzle pages, and unravel your true Sherlock Holmes potential...
Secret Decoder Things thanks to Marian Renstrom

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A puzzle is not a dead-end. - Lewis N. Roe

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Win the game before it's played. - Unknown

It's not creative unless it sells. - David Ogilvy

The most personal is the most creative. - Martin Scorsese

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

The sun is the primary puzzle in the universe. - Eugene Parker

Golf is an easy game, it's just hard to play. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

Don't count the things you do, do the things that count. - Zig Ziglar

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

Everyone has certain fears, certain things that one cannot abide. - Takayuki Ikkaku

A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown

Old age is the most unexpected of all things that happen to a man. - Leon Trotsky

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Jackpot: When all the kids stay at friends' homes for the night - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't use simple words. I make games and puzzles with my songs. - Lisa Loeb

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

He played the King in the game of life
But someone played the ace. - Gerald Barzan

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Everything we call real is made of things that cannot be regarded as real. - John Gribbin

This could be a repeat of what will happen in the European games next week. - David Coleman

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

People have things that happen between them. I certainly don't keep grudges. - Dan Gilbert

Organic chemistry has become a vast rubbish heap of puzzling and bewildering compounds. - J Norman Collie

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

The best leaders incentivize, inspire and empower their teams to be creative and innovative. - Michael Bloomberg

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

My life would be very puzzling to most people if they had to follow me around for a day or two. - Brad Paisley

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z. - Dr. Seuss

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

He cared less, so they cared more. He said it was beautiful. I knew he was broken.This was his game. - Coco J. Ginger

I'm going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. - Roy Acuff

I'm a games and theory king of guy. I love puzzles, so it was fun dissecting Shakespeare's prose. - Neil Patrick Harris

Creativity is not intelligence, it is the ability to do what you did not know through the use of what you know. - Michael B. Johnson

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

Unless a man has considerable skill and reliance in his weapon, he will not remain cool in the presence of dangerous game close by. - Townsend Whelen

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

I play to win, whether during practice or a real game. And I will not let anything get in the way of me and my competitive enthusiasm to win. - Michael Jordan

From lessening negativity to boosting creativity, hiking in fresh air actually boosts brain power and can help certain parts of the brain grow. - Meredith Carey

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

Car Pool: Complicated system of transportation where Mom always winds up going the furthest with the biggest bunch of kids who have had the most sugar - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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