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Snail On The Run

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Snail On The Run thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Charles H Spurgeon

By perseverance the snail reached the ark. - Unknown

Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! - William Shakespeare

Even a snail will eventually reach its destination. - Gail Tsukiyama

A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect. - Karl Pilkington

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. - Dave Barry

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Bob Dylan impresses me about as much as... well, I was gonna say a slug but I like slugs. - Don Van Vliet

Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible. - Doug Larson


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