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Teach Our Children Well

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I touch the future. I teach. - Christa McAuliffe

Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach

That's not writing, that's typing. - Truman Capote

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you cannot teach me to fly, teach me to sing. - J M Barrie

Me writing about tennis is like a baker baking bread. - Ion Tiriac

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Wise people learn when they can.
Fools learn when they must. - Arthur Wellesley Wellington

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

We shouldn't teach great books; we should teach a love of reading. - B.F. Skinner

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

College Education: A four-year plan for confusing a young mind methodically. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never be too big to ask questions. Never know too much to learn something new. - Og Mandino

We yearned for the future. How did we learn it, that talent for insatiability? - Margaret Atwood

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Change your life today. Don't gamble on the future, act now, without delay. - Simone de Beauvoir

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

There are two educations. One should teach us how to make a living, and the other how to live. - James T Adams

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

You learn more from failure than from success. Don't let it stop you. Failure builds character. - Unknown

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates

To learn something but not to do is really not to learn. To know something but not to do is really not to know. - Stephen Covey

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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