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To teach is to learn twice. - Joseph Joubert

Vigorous writing is concise. - William Strunk, Jr.

What we learn to do, we learn by doing. - Aristotle

Obvious: The most dangerous word in mathematics - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

I am always doing that which I cannot do, in order that I may learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso

A young man who wishes to remain a sound atheist cannot be too careful of his reading. - C S Lewis

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

The point was to learn what it was we feared more: being misunderstood or being betrayed. - Adam Levin

Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The rasp of the respirator's filter were about as comforting as Darth Vader reading a bedtime story. - Andy McNab

The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

Read something no one else is reading, think something no one else is thinking and do something no one else is doing. - Bob McLaren

Irish poets, learn your trade, sing whatever is well made, scorn the sort now growing up all out of shape from toe to top. - William Butler Yeats

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Writing a new play shouldn't be seen as a mystery belonging to a priesthood, but as a technical challenge, just to get into it. - Ton Stoppard

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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