The Joe-kster Working Out

Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin

Passion + Planning = Success - Barry Farber

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Success is the child of audacity. - Benjamin Disraeli

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Success is never final, but failure can be. - Bill Parcells

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Action is the foundational key to all success. - Pablo Picasso

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Success is how high you bounce when you hit bottom. - George S Patton

God did not intend religion to be an exercise club. - Naguib Mahfouz

Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. - Joseph Addison

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

The success and the failure are not my concern, but His. - Joseph B Lightfoot

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. - Albert Schweitzer

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Whenever I feel the need to exercise, I lie down until it goes away. - Paul Terry

To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

The height of your persistence will decide the height of your success. - Unknown

Success is finding satisfaction in giving a little more than you take. - Christopher Reeve

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success. - Samuel Goldwyn

Do something you really like, and hopefully it pays the rent. That's success. - Tom Petty

Patience, persistence and perspiration make an unbeatable combination for success. - Napoleon Hill

There is no exercise better for the heart than reaching down and lifting people up. - Unknown

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success. - Will Smith

Success is sweet and sweeter if long delayed and gotten through many struggles and defeats. - Amos B Alcott

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocteau

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Through perseverance many people win success out of what seemed destined to be certain failure. - Benjamin Disraeli

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

It's better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. - George Burns

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won't taste good. - Joe Paterno

I'm a chameleon when it come to guitar playing, and like to stretch out into different territories. - Nancy Wilson

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody. - Herbert B Swope

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The turning point in the process of growing up is when you discover the core of strength within you that survives all hurt. - Max Lerner

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

Success and failure. We think of them as opposites, but they're really not. They're companions - the hero and the sidekick. - Laurence Shames

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

Success depends in a very large measure upon individual initiative and exertion, and cannot be achieved except by a dint of hard work. - Anna Pavlova

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington