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I failed my way to success. - Thomas Edison

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Success and failure are equally disastrous. - Tennessee Williams

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Formula for success: Underpromise and overdeliver. - Thomas Peters

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value. - Albert Einstein

Failure changes for the better, success for the worse. - Marcus Annaeus Seneca

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

I'm into fitness: Fit'ness whole donut in my mouth. - Unknown

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D Rockefeller

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

Success consists of getting up just one more time than you fall. - Oliver Goldsmith

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out. - Robert Collier

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Success is nothing more than a few simple disciplines, practiced every day. - Jim Rohn

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

There are two ways of exerting one’s strength: pushing down or pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

To be wholly devoted to some intellectual exercise is to have succeeded in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Success breeds complacency. Complacency breeds failure. Only the paranoid survive. - Andy Grove

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same. - Audrey Hepburn

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

It is not the strength of your faith but the object of your faith that actually saves you. - Timothy Keller

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

The trouble with success is that the formula is the same as the one for a nervous breakdown. - Executive Digest

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Every leap year I like to jump. It’s a good way to get my daily exercise in every four years. - Jarod Kintz

A true measure of a man's worth includes all the benefits others have gained from your success. - Cullen Hightower

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

Its success lies in the fact that it's an insurance plan, not an investment plan or a welfare plan. - James Roosevelt

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Success goes to the ones who do. Get up. Show up. Throw up if you have to. Do it afraid, but do it no matter. - Toni Sorenson

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

Success is full of promise till a man gets it; and then it is a last year's nest from which the birds have flown. - Henry Ward Beecher

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

We learn wisdom from failure much more than success. We often discover what we will do, by finding out what we will not do. - Samuel Smiles

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

Success is neither magical nor mysterious. Success is the natural consequence of consistently applying the basic fundamentals. - Jim Rohn

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles which he has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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