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Success breeds success. - Mia Hamm

Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Success without integrity is failure. - Unknown

Success is due less to ability than to zeal. - Charles Buxton

I never thought of myself as much of a success. - Stan Lee

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten. - Jon Bon Jovi

I consider exercise vulgar. It makes people smell. - Alec Yuill-Thornton

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Failure isn't fatal, and success isn't final. - Don Shula

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows. - Ambrose Bierce

Success - keeping your mind awake and your desire asleep. - Walter Scott

Once you can accept failure, you can have fun and success. - Rickey Henderson

Self-acceptance leads to success, not the other way around. - Deepak Chopra

I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. - Mark Twain

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Success is the progressive realization of a worthy goal or ideal. - Earl Nightingale

Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it. - Dalai Lama

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it. - Sam Ewing

Success is achieved and maintained by those who try and keep trying. - W Clement Stone

It's both rebellion and conformity that attack you with success. - Amy Tan

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Some quick advice for success in life: Don't be afraid, be amazing. - Cuthbert Soup

When a business decides that success has been attained, progress stops. - Thomas Watson

Success comes from taking the initiative and following up or persisting. - Tony Robbins

The penalty of success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. - Nancy Astor

Whosoever desires constant success must change his conduct with the times. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Success is more a function of consistent common sense than it is of genius. - An Wang

He has achieved success who has worked well, laughed often, and loved much. - Elbert Hubbard

Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing. - Napoleon Bonaparte

You have achieved success if you have lived well, laughed often and loved much. - Unknown

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

The very first step toward success in any occupation is to become interested in it. - Sir William Osler

The toughest thing about success is that you've got to keep on being a success. - Irving Berlin

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Success is most often achieved by those who don’t know that failure is inevitable. - Coco Chanel

Success is a state of mind. If you want success, start thinking of yourself as a success. - Dr. Joyce Brothers

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

It's fine to celebrate success but it is more important to heed the lessons of failure. - Bill Gates

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

You have power over your mind - not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength. - Marcus Aurelius

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

The elevator to success is out of order. You'll have to use the stairs... one step at a time. - Joe Girard

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Success depends upon previous preparation, and without such preparation there is sure to be failure. - Confucius

We should measure welfare's success by how many people leave welfare, not by how many are added. - Ronald Reagan

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

You were designed for accomplishment, engineered for success, and endowed with the seeds of greatness. - Zig Ziglar

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Success is one thing you can't pay for. You buy it on the installment plan and make payments every day. - Zig Ziglar

Doing the thing nearly right and doing it exactly right is usually the difference between success and failure. - Edward Simmons

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

A little more persistence, a little more effort, and what seemed hopeless failure may turn to glorious success. - Elbert Hubbard

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

Change your belief that struggle and striving are necessary for success and watch how smoothly everything can go. - Unknown

They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

Success is about creating benefit for all and enjoying the process. If you focus on this and adopt this definition, success is yours. - Kelly Kim

The barrier between success is not something which exists in the real world: it is composed purely and simply of doubts about ability. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Think twice before you speak, because your words and influence will plant the seed of either success or failure in the mind of another. - Napoleon Hill

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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