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Nothing recedes like success. - Walter Winchell

People fail forward to success. - Mary Kay Ash

Impatience never commanded success. - Edwin H. Chapin

Sweat plus sacrifice equals success. - Charlie Finley

Success covers a multitude of blunders. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-assurance is two-thirds of success. - Gaelic Proverb

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success. - Christopher Lasch

Along with success comes a reputation for wisdom. - Euripides

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

An artist cannot fail; it is a success to be one. - Charles Horton Cooley

Success occurs when opportunity meets preparation. - Zig Ziglar

Positivity is such a high predictor of success rate. - Shawn Achor

Try not to become a man of success but a man of value. - Albert Einstein

Success means doing the best we can with what we have. - Zig Ziglar

Meet success like a gentleman and disaster like a man. - Lord Birkenhead

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows. - Aristotle Onassis

Before anything else, getting ready is the secret of success. - Henry Ford

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar

Success doesn't make you and failure doesn't break you. - Zig Ziglar

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

I attribute my success to this: I never gave or took any excuse. - Florence Nightingale

Don't accept success or failure - neither need be permanent. - Bernie Legge

Success is the maximum utilization of the ability that you have. - Zig Ziglar

The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin

Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. - Henry David Thoreau

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Every success is usually an admission ticket to a new set of decisions. - Henry Kissinger

The talent of success is nothing more than doing what you can do, well. - Henry W. Longfellow

Don't ever perceive other people's success as your own failure. - Rob Liano

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

Losers visualize the penalties of failure. Winners visualize the rewards of success. - Unknown

Success is the ability to go from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. - Winston Churchill

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Optimism is the one quality more associated with success and happiness than any other. - Brian Tracy

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

The best thing that can come with success is the knowledge that it is nothing to long for. - Liv Ullman

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

To demand more of yourself than you do of others is the first step on any ladder of success. - Unknown

There's a ball. There's a hoop. You put the ball through the hoop. That's success. - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Success comes from knowing that you did your best to become the best that you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

Success in life, in anything, depends upon the number of persons that one can make himself agreeable to. - Thomas Carlyle

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got. - WC Fields

The most important single ingredient in the formula of success is the knack of getting along with people. - Theodore Roosevelt

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

Perseverance alone does not assure success. No amount of stalking will lead to game in a field that has none. - I Ching

There is no scientific answer for success. You can't define it. You've simply got to live it and do it. - Anita Roddick

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Your belief in yourself and your company and your place in the world may be the main determination of your success. - Tom Butler-Bowdon

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Many of life's failures are experienced by people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. - Thomas Edison

The first step toward success is taken when you refuse to be a captive of the environment in which you first find yourself. - Mark Caine

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar

Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Overnight success just doesn't happen. You've got to put your time in. You're up and down - all of a sudden, it just clicks. - Anthony Calvillo

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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