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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories. - Jessica Simpson

I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson

Have thy tools ready. God will find thee work. - Charles Kingsley

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humour is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility. - James Thurber

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. - e e cummings

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

Men will let you abuse them only if you make them laugh. - Henry Ward Beecher

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

A sense of humour is the ability to laugh at one's self. - Charlie Chaplin

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C S Lewis

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself. - Oliver Goldsmith

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after vacation. - Unknown

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

When you work with somebody, either the puzzle piece fits, or it doesn't. - Gary Goetzman

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

One can never speak enough of the virtues, the dangers, the power of shared laughter. - Francoise Sagan

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

If evil be said of thee, and if it be true, correct thyself; if it be a lie, laugh at it. - Epictetus

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of our superiority to all that befalls us. - Romain Gary

Those who don't know how to weep with their whole heart, don't know how to laugh either. - Golda Meir

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Never be afraid to laugh at yourself. After all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century. - Dame Edna Everage

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

It's what I learn from the great actors that I work with. Stillness. That's all and that's the hardest thing. - Morgan Freeman

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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