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He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Puns are a form of humor with words. - Guillermo C. Infante

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Every noble work is at first impossible. - Thomas Carlyle

Some laughter comes from escaped horror. - Edward St Aubyn

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Make fun of menopause - laugh your flash off! - Kathy Cagney

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Humor is one of the best ingredients of survival. - Aung San Suu Kyi

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out my nose. - Woody Allen

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Beaurocracy: A system that enables ten men to do the work of one - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

If the cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different. - Oscar Wilde

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they will never cease to be amused. - Unknown

I'm no miracle worker. I'm just a guy who rolls up his sleeve and goes to work. - Don Shula

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form. - Stanley Randall

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it. - Bill Gates

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. - Hy Gardner

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them. - Robert Benchley

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

A well-developed sense of humor is the pole that adds balance to your steps as you walk the tightrope of life. - William Arthur Ward

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful. - Bob Hope

The challenge of work-life balance is without question one of the most significant struggles faced by modern man. - Stephen Covey

Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out. - Chuck Jones

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger

The more is given the less the people will work for themselves, and the less they work the more their poverty will increase. - Leo Tolstoy

Milton, for sixty years you've entertained us, and you've made us laugh, and we say to you, 'Milton, do it again. - Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who make you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat. - Joanne Woodward

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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