QuotaBillsPork is my friend. - Tom Douglas
Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent
Here he comes, swelling like a turkey-cock. - William Shakespeare
A turkey never voted for an early Christmas. - Unknown
In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper
You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black
Ike runs the country, and I turn the pork chops. - Mamie Eisenhower
No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose
Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton
Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne
I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish. - Roseanne Barr
I'm such a foodie. If I see a pork chop, I'm eating it. - Josh Henderson
For all that has been - thanks.
For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown
I'm carrying so much pork, I'm beginning to get trichinosis. - Phil Gramm
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander
Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown
Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown
The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser
When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan
Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn
I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens
Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown
I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser
Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde
Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker
Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang
The pig is not just pork chops and bacon and ham to us. The pig is a co-laborer in this great land-healing ministry. - Joel Salatin
I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson
Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18
In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma
This is what I grew up on in Alsace. It's choucroute. I'd wake up every morning with the smell of cabbage and potatoes and pork. - Jean-Georges Vongerichten
We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin
He who cannot eat horsemeat need not do so. Let him eat pork. But he who cannot eat pork, let him eat horsemeat. It's simply a question of taste. - Nikita Khrushchev