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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

The only way to have a friend is to be one. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

I have friends struggling with autism, juvenile diabetes. - Nicole A. Parker

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends. - J. Churton Collins

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down. - Arnold H. Glasgow

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

We cherish our friends not for their ability to amuse us, but for our ability to amuse them. - Evelyn Waugh

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

Our friend Chewy doesn't speak much, but he chews a lot of tobacco so we call him Chewbacco. - Michael Diack

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

A good friend is a connection to life - a tie to the past, a road to the future, the key to sanity in a totally insane world. - Lois Wyse

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles. What do we live for if not to make the world less difficult for each other? - George Eliot

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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