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Veterinary's Best Friend

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Veterinary's Best Friend thanks to Phil Parkes

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A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Southpaw: A dog who is left-handed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. - Thomas Jones

You can't trust the judgment of good friends. - Carl Sandburg

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces. - Mae West

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

A good book is the best of friends, the same today and forever. - Martin F Tupper

It takes a year to make a friend, but you can lose one in an hour. - Chinese Proverb

A flatterer is a friend who is your inferior, or pretends to be so. - Aristotle

My best friend is the man who'll get me a book I ain't read. - Abraham Lincoln

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms. - George Eliot

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

As your best friend, I'll always pick you up when you fall - after I finish laughing. - Unknown

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

No guest is so welcome in a friend's house that he will not become a nuisance after three days. - Plautus

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules;
The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo


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