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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

One should either be a work of art, or wear a work of art. - Oscar Wilde

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true work of art is but a shadow of the divine perfection. - Mechelangelo di Lodovico

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

I believe in forgiveness; I believe in trying to work with people. - John Lewis

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play. - Arnold J Toynbee

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Ignore the naysayers. Really the only option is, head down and focus on the job. - Chris Pine

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Trust him not with your secrets, who, when left alone in your room, turns over your papers. - Johann K Lavater

Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember it didn't work for the rabbit. - R.E. Shay

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I will only hire someone to work directly for me if I would work for that person. It's a pretty good test. - Mark Zuckerberg

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

I work as if I were going to be the next person to need a respirator. I share in the benefits I bestow on others, and my work has enriched my life. - Forrest Bird

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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