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Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

It's puzzling work, talking is. - George Eliot

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Streaker: Someone who is unsuited for work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Lying in bed dreaming never got the work done. - Amish Saying

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Live your life, do your work, then take your hat. - Henry David Thoreau

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

A verbal agreement isn't worth the paper it's written on. - Samuel Goldwyn

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Love and work are to people, what water and sunshine are to plants. - Jonathan Haidt

Hydroponic Gardening: Using a plant to convert water into yard work - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic? - Jay Leno

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work for McDonald's. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

Middle age is when work is a lot less fun, and fun is a lot more work. - Milton Berle

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

Steve Jobs changed my life. He also changed the life of every designer. - Yves Behar

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Most of the early part of an actor's career, you do the jobs you get. - Jack Nicholson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

They intoxicate themselves with work so they won't see how they really are. - Aldous Huxley

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

The most interesting thing about a postage stamp is the persistence with which it sticks to its job. - Napoleon Hill

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

You can retire from a job, but don't ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life. - Stephen Covey

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

The only work that will ultimately bring any good to any of us is the work of contributing to the healing of the world. - Marianne Williamson

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

Executives owe it to the organization and to their fellow workers not to tolerate nonperforming individuals in important jobs. - Peter F Drucker

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

To make our way, we must have firm resolve, persistence, tenacity. We must gear ourselves to work hard all the way. We can never let up. - Ralph Bunche

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I'm readin' in the paper where the CIA is dopin' people up. Maybe somebody injected some of that LSD in the lady's cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker


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