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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

Puns are the highest form of literature. - Alfred Hitchcock

When humor goes, there goes civilization. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died. - Peter Ustinov

Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects. - Arnold H Glasow

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

This is a feminist bookstore. There is no humour section. - John Callahan

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway

Heifer cow is better than none, but this is no time for puns. - Groucho Marx

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Humor is by far the most significant activity of the human brain. - Edward de Bono

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away. - Benjamin Franklin

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of your heart. - Mort Walker

Where there is laughter there is always more health than sickness. - Phyllis Bottome

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter crosses boundaries of class and age. Humour is universal. - Jeremy Lloyd

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself. - Doug Larson

Whatever their faults, the Communists did not invent canned laughter. - Unknown

I do believe that laughter is the best medicine - it cures everything. - Radhika Apte

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William M Thackeray

Man is distinguished from all other creatures by the faculty of laughter. - Joseph Addison

Laughter is really a gift. It's the most vulnerable state you can be in. - David Dobkin

The secret source of humor is not joy but sorrow; there is no humor in Heaven. - Mark Twain

You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humor teaches tolerance. - W Somerset Maugham

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. - Agnes Repplier

Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. - Langston Hughes

Laughter rises out of tragedy, when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage. - Erma Bombeck

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

The sense of humor has other things to do than to make itself conspicuous in the act of laughter. - Alice Meynell

Laughter is like a windshield wiper - it won't stop the rain, but it will allow you to keep going. - Unknown

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud. - Jesse Ventura

The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood. - Lou Holtz

Laughter is the mind's intonation. There are ways of laughing which have the sound of counterfeit coins. - Edmond de Goncourt

A benefit of any job is laughter. It should never be a crime to have fun on the job. It may be a crime not to. - Terry Paulson

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods. - Albert Einstein

When humor works, it works because it's clarifying what people already feel. It has to come from someplace real. - Tina Fey

I have never understood why it should be considered derogatory to the Creator to suppose that he has a sense of humor. - Ralph Inge

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. - Groucho Marx

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. - Bert Williams

Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not, and a sense of humor was provided to console him for what he is. - Horace Walpole

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Humor can be dissected, as a frog can, but the thing dies in the process and the innards are discouraging to any but the pure scientific mind. - E.B. White

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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