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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

To her, the name of father was another name for love. - Fanny Fern

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

Free love is a black and white contradiction in two words. - G K Chesterton

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

To a child's ear, 'mother' is magic in any language. - Arlene Benedict

Mother is a verb. It's something you do. Not just who you are. - Dorothy C Fisher

I would love to voice an animated penguin or platypus at some point. - Jack Falahee

If you spend your days doing what you love, it is impossible to fail. - Ricky Gervais

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

I still believe that love is all you need. I don't know a better message than that. - Paul McCartney

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Love is like a puzzle. First it's confusing and frustrating, but when you figure it out, it's a beautiful thing. - Unknown

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel

The process of falling in love at first sight is as final as it is swift in such a case, but the growth of true friendship may be a lifelong affair. - Sarah O Jewett


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