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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

Shift from judgment to compassion to love. - Thomas Leonard

Make love, not war... or get married and do both. - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be without it? - Homer Simpson

I love super crispy, almost burned, snapping-crispy bacon. - David Lynch

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I am the least difficult of men. All I want is boundless love. - Frank O'Hara

A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

A mother's arms are more comforting than anyone else's. - Princess Diana

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others. - Andre Maurois

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

In true love the smallest distance is too great, and the greatest distance can be bridged. - Hans Nouwens

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

I love being married. I was single for a long time, and I just got so sick of finishing my own sentences. - Brian Kiley

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie


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