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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Mother is a verb, not a noun. - Shonda Rhimes

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love, and a cough, cannot be hid. - George Herbert

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

You trust your mother, but you cut the cards. - Unknown

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. - H L Mencken

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Americans love popcorn, and their love doesn't quit. - Rosecrans Baldwin

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Tenderness is greater proof of love than the most passionate of vows. - Marlene Dietrich

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. - Roy Croft

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Baloney is the unvarnished lie laid on so thick you hate it. Blarney is flattery laid on so thin you love it. - Fulton J Sheen

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


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