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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Fearlessness is the mother of reinvention. - Arianna Huffington

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. - Plato

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Though I love my country, I do not love my countrymen. - Lord Byron

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. - Boethius

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

It's not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. - Dorothy

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Anger begets more anger, and forgiveness and love lead to more forgiveness and love. - Mahavira

Daddies don't just love their children every now and then, it's a love without end. - George Strait

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Teresa

I'd kiss a frog even if there was no promise of a Prince Charming popping out of it. I love frogs. - Cameron Diaz

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

The characteristics of an authentically empowered personality are humbleness, clarity, forgiveness and love. - Gary Zukav

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says: 'I need you because I love you.' - Erich Fromm

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Love is like the wild-rose briar, friendship like the holly-tree. The holly is dark when the rose-briar blooms, but which will bloom most constantly? - Emily Bronte


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