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A Mother's Love

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A Mother's Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

God is love and he has defeated evil. - Pope Francis

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. - Aristotle

Christ showed us hope transformed into sacrificial love. - Chuck Colson

Being a mother is an attitude, not a biological relation. - Robert A. Heinlein

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of existence. - Sydney Smith

I feel some responsibility to shine light on things that I love. - Flying Lotus

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Antifreeze: What happens to your mother's sister when you steal her blanket - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

I have learned not to worry about love; but to honor its coming with all my heart. - Alice Walker

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles H Spurgeon

While I love shooting in New York City, I look forward to filming season six in Los Angeles. - Donald Trump

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

The saddest thing about love is that not only that it cannot last forever, but that heartbreak is soon forgotten. - William Faulkner

You must act in your friend's interest whether it pleases him or not; the object of love is to serve, not to win. - Woodrow Wilson

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis

God proved His love on the Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God saying to the world, 'I love you.' - Billy Graham

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots. - Hoosier Farmer

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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