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African Lunch

Unexpected guests for a bush pilot

African Lunch thanks to Ron Shaw

You are a bush pilot in the African veldt. You fly in some critical medical supplies and enjoy a quick lunch at the hospital. You are eager to make your next appointment. You return to the plane to find that the only shade around has become very popular ...

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