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A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato

A man-of-war is the best ambassador. - Oliver Cromwell

The gods play games with men as balls. - Titus Maccius Plautus

A clever man commits no minor blunders. - Goethe

An old man loved is winter with flowers. - Unknown

A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

The joyfulness of a man prolongeth his days. - Proverbs 10:27

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

A man is basically as faithful as his options. - Chris Rock

Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung

All men's gains are the fruit of venturing. - Herodotus

As iron sharpens iron, one man sharpens another. - Bible

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead. - Robert Lynd

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Men do not desire to be rich, but to be richer than other men. - John S Mill

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive. - Samuel Goldwyn

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

A man's reach should exceed his grasp, or what's a heaven for? - Robert Browning

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

The trouble with being best man is you don't get a chance to prove it. - Les A Murray

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he's too old for it. - Unknown

If a man does not know what port he is steering for, no wind is favorable to him. - Seneca

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

The earth has a skin and that skin has diseases. One of its diseases is called Man. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Labor disgraces no man. Unfortunately, you occasionally find men who disgrace labor. - Ulysses S. Grant

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

The first man to use abusive language instead of his fists was the founder of civilization. - Sigmund Freud

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner

A proud man is always looking down on things and people; and, of course, as long as you are looking down, you cannot see something that is above you. - C S Lewis

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen

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