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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Heaven never helps the man who will not act. - Sophocles

Character, not circumstances, makes the man. - Booker T. Washington

These are the times that try men's souls. - Thomas Paine

No author is a man of genius to his publisher. - Heinrich Heine

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

A wise man will live as much within his wit as his income. - Philip Dormer Stanhope

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Success will come to the side that has the last man standing. - Philippe Petain

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

The ability to forgive is one of man's greatest achievements. - Bryant H McGill

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

A man has no ears for that to which experience has given him no access. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. - Honore de Balzac

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal. - Frank Dane

Beware of no man more than of yourself; we carry our worst enemies within us. - Charles H Spurgeon

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

To send light into the darkness of men's hearts - such is the duty of the artist. - Robert Schumann

A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom when he can no longer be led by the nose. - Mark Twain

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

The plague fell upon the whole world.. not a single man in the whole Roman Empire could escape. - Procopius

The superiority of some men is merely local - they are great because their associates are little. - Unknown

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making. - Fred Allen

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

Dignity is the quality that enables a man who says nothing and knows nothing, to command a great deal of respect. - John Raper

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all
Cram in a day what his youth took a year to hold. - Robert Browning

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

The majority of men meet with failure because of their lack of persistence in creating new plans to take the place of those which fail. - Napoleon Hill

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff


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