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Man has his will, but woman has her way. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

One man's goose is another man's dander. - Archie Bunker

Every man is like the company he is wont to keep. - Euripides

The man who has done his best has done everything. - Charles M. Schwab

When good men die, their goodness does not perish. - Euripides

A reckless man by nature who attempted unusual deeds. - Leo the Deacon

Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it. - George R.R. Martin

Fool: One whom bigger fools believe to be a man of merit. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Strong beliefs win strong men, and then make them stronger. - Walter Bagehot

The only way I can get a leading-man role is if I write it. - John Cleese

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. - Frank Dane

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never forget that it is not a pneumonia, but a pneumonic man who is your patient. - William Withey Gull

Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You cannot teach a man anything. You can only help him discover it within himself. - Galileo Galilei

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first farmer was the first man, and all historic nobility rests on possession and use of land. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A man must be both stupid and uncharitable who believes there is no virtue or truth but on his own side. - Joseph Addison

We can often do more for other men by trying to correct our own faults than by trying to correct theirs. - Francois Fenelon

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. - J K Rowling

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

It might be pardonable to refuse to defend some men, but to defend them negligently is nothing short of criminal. - Marcus Tullius Cicero

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

A convention is a splendid place to study human nature. Man in a crowd is quite a different creature than man acting alone. - William Jennings Bryan

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt


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