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A man's bar is his castle - Archie Bunker

A drowning man will clutch at a straw. - Sir Thomas More

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Men who never get carried away should be. - Malcolm Forbes

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown

The measure of a man is what he does with power. - Pittacus

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Irreligious men are often better suited for godly missions. - Hasidic Saying

You can tell the nature of the man by the words he chooses. - Edwin L Cole

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

What a cage is to the wild beast, law is to the selfish man. - Herbert Spencer

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

No man has ever praised two persons equally - and pleased them both. - Arthur Helps

Carpenter: 1. A guy who nails down his agreement; 2. A shelf made man. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Man only likes to count his troubles; he doesn't calculate his happiness. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The most dangerous creation of any society is the man who has nothing to lose. - James Baldwin

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

No man can cause more grief than one clinging blindly to the voices of his ancestors. - William Faulkner

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

A fanatic is a man who does what he thinks the Lord would do if He knew the facts of the case. - Finley P. Dunne

The greatest honor that can come to a man is the appreciation and high regard of his fellow men. - H.G. Mendelson

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

A man of character does not expect to be liked by everyone, nor does he worry about being liked by anyone. - Unknown

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. - Godfrey Winn

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

The man who sees the consistency in things is a wit; the man who sees the inconsistency in things is a humorist. - G K Chesterton

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I met a man at a party. He said, "I'm writing a novel." I said, "Oh, really? Neither am I." - Peter Cook

A man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. - Arthur Conan Doyle

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is a man who collects the rent. - Lord Webb-Johnson


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