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A man is known by the company he avoids. - Unknown

A wise man hears one word and understands two. - Yiddish

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

If a man has common sense, he has all the sense there is. - Sam Rayburn

I am but a gatherer and disposer of other men's stuff. - Henry Wotton

Measure a man by the opposition it takes to discourage him. - Unknown

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

The greatest act of faith is when man decides that he is not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I cannot trust a man to control others who cannot control himself. - Robert E Lee

Nothing is more gratifying to the mind of man than power or dominion. - Joseph Addison

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. - George Bernard Shaw

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

There is much difference between imitating a man and counterfeiting him. - Benjamin Franklin

It's not the men in my life that counts, it's the life in my men. - Mae West

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

Census Taker: A man who goes from house to house increasing the population. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man, and writing an exact man. - Francis Bacon

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

What the superior man seeks is in himself. What the mean man seeks is in others. - Confucius

A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it. - George Moore

Man's chief enemy is his own unruly nature and the dark forces pent up within him. - Ernst Jones

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

A professional is a man who can do his best at a time when he doesn't particularly feel like it. - Alistair Cooke

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The man who is a pessimist before 48 knows too much; if he is an optimist after it, he knows too little. - Mark Twain

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

“But it doesn't take a thousand men to open a door, my lord."
"It might to keep it open.” - Ursula K. Le Guin

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

The depravity of man is at once the most empirically verifiable reality, but at the same time the most intellectually resisted fact. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

The rung of a ladder was never meant to rest upon, but only to hold a man's foot long enough to enable him to put the other somewhat higher. - Thomas Henry Huxley

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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