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I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

Expert: a man who makes his mistakes quietly. - Unknown

To educate a man is to unfit him to be a slave. - Frederick Douglass

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. - Groucho Marx

A man who stands up for his rights, when it pays. - Gerald Barzan

Though you break your heart, men will go on as before. - Marcus Aurelius

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

The real character of a man is found out by his amusements. - Joshua Reynolds

If the world were a logical place, men would ride sidesaddle. - Rita Mae Brown

Words were not given to man in order to conceal his thoughts. - Jose Saramago

Our problems are man-made; therefore, they can be solved by man. - John F Kennedy

A man who will not get scared on some occasions, lacks good sense. - Edgar Watson Howe

Always be ready to speak your mind, and a base man will avoid you. - William Blake

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

Nothing is so silly as the expression of a man who is being complimented. - Andre Gide

The utmost extent of man's knowledge, is to know that he knows nothing. - Joseph Addison

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame someone else. - John Burroughs

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

It still holds true that man is most uniquely human when he turns obstacles into opportunities. - Eric Hoffer

Bogart could have been color blind. He got to know a man before he decided if he liked him or not. - Sammy Davis, Jr.

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either. - Evan Esar

Justice, sir, is the great interest of man on earth. It is the ligament which holds civilized beings and civilized nations together. - Daniel Webster

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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