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Bird on a Wire (past tense)

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Bird on a Wire (past tense) thanks to Don McKelvy

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Danger and delight grow on one stalk. - English Proverb

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown

A gun gives you the body, not the bird. - Henry David Thoreau

I invented the cordless extension cord. - Steven Wright

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

The shell must break before the bird can fly. - Unknown

With great power comes great electricity bill. - Unknown

Goose: A bird that supplies quills for writing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Voltage: The era that began after the discovery of electricity - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions. - Alfred Adler

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Woodpecker: 1. A knocking bird; 2. A 17th Century prosthetic device. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

Your own safety is at stake when your neighbor's house is in flames. - Horace

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

Current Events: 1. What an electrician worries about; 2. Electric shocks. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Beware the danger signals that flag problems: silence, secretiveness, or sudden outburst. - Sylvia Porter

If a little knowledge is dangerous, where is the man who has so much as to be out of danger? - Thomas Henry Huxley

Remember that the danger that is most to be feared is never the danger we are most afraid of. - Andrew Lang

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen

The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers. - Sydney Harris

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it, but that our aim is too low and we reach it. - Michelangelo

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan


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