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The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

A learned fool is more foolish than an ignorant one. - Moliere

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

I'd rather be an optimist and a fool than a pessimist and right. - Albert Einstein

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

The misfortune of the wise is better than the prosperity of the fool. - Epicurus

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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