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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Worry is practical atheism. - Unknown

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

God created the flirt as soon as He made the fool. - Victor Hugo

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

You can educate a fool, but you cannot make him think. - Talmud

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Hearts will never be practical until they are made unbreakable. - Tin Man

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest. - Alexandre Dumas

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher


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