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Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Faith is the willingness to look foolish. - Mark Batterson

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

The fence around a cemetery is foolish, for those inside can't come out and those outside don't want to get it. - Arthur Brisbane

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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