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Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common at Easter

Did You Say Happy Easter? thanks to Martin Grosse

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Noise: A stench in the ear. - Ambrose Bierce

He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson

I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher

I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown

Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

You'll never ever hear her toot her own horn. - Bruce Bailey

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

The ear is the only true writer and the only true reader. - Robert Frost

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

A sermon is no sermon in which I cannot hear the heartbeat. - Henry Longfellow

What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand. - Confucius

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

By silence, I hear other men's imperfections and conceal my own. - Citium Zeno

The world's continual breathing is what we hear and call silence. - Clarice Lispector

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

It's a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear. - Dick Cavett

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

The song that we hear with our ears is only the song that is sung in our hearts. - Ouida

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer. - Ed Cunningham

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Some people are chocolate and sweets people. I love French fried. That and caviar. - Cameron Diaz

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Easter is the only time when it's perfectly safe to put all of your eggs in one basket. - Evan Esar

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing. - Sigmund Freud

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men's imperfections, and conceal your own. - George Bernard Shaw

Iceomaniac: One who has to go out of their way to step on thin ice to hear a satisfying crunching sound - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

It was so quiet, a reservation kind of quiet, where you can hear somebody drinking whiskey on the rocks three miles away. - Sherman Alexie

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. - Robert Orben

When you hear people making hateful comments, stand up to them. Point out what a waste it is to hate, and you could open their eyes. - Taylor Swift

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger


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