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Did You Say Happy Easter?

Hearing impaired chocolates all too common at Easter

Did You Say Happy Easter? thanks to Martin Grosse

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He has Van Gogh's ear for music. - Billy Wilder

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

I definitely can hear my toenails grow. - Gary Busey

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

You don't hear me gettin' historical. - Archie Bunker

Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand

We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis

When no one understands you, chocolate is there. - Daniel Worona

The crow flew closer, as if to hear its praises. - Emma Donoghue

A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington

I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

I can't hear you over the sound of how epic I am. - Unknown

Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan

If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa

What you do speaks so loud that I cannot hear what you say. - R.W. Emerson

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

One of the best hearing aids a man can have is an attentive wife. - Groucho Marx

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

Nine out of ten people like chocolate. The tenth person always lies. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

Grammar is a piano I play by ear. All I know about grammar is its power. - Joan Didion

The art of conversation is the art of hearing as well as of being heard. - William Hazlitt

Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw

Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore

I write by ear. I tried writing with the typewriter, but I found it too unwieldy. - Groucho Marx

If you get melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly. - Unknown

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry

That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. - Jeff Foxworthy

Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear. - Herbert Agar

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Definition of an Irish fact: That which tells you not what is the case but what you want to hear. - Hugh Kenner

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked. - Erich Segal

A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, never in the tongue of him that makes it. - William Shakespeare

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Did Lincoln apologize to Alexander Graham Booth? Did you ever hear of scruples? I think Boom Boom caught 'em from a Chinaman. - Archie Bunker

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger

We will get everything out of her that you can squeeze out of a lemon and a bit more. I will squeeze her until you can hear the pips squeak. - Eric Geddes

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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