QuotaBillsLove me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz
Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill
I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet
Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker
Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller
Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford
The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields
Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
Baking is like washing - the results are equally temporary. - Patricia Briggs
My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney
My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi
Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott
You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde
When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox
If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman