Don't Drink And Climb
Watts You See is Watts You'll Get
QuotaBillsElectrical degenerators - Archie Bunker
Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. - W H Auden
Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown
A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown
In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I thought talk was cheap until I saw our telephone bill. - Henny Youngman
America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller
My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield
You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? - Woody Allen
Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin
If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us. - Unknown