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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Through pain I've learned to comfort suffering men. - Virgil

We Polked You in '44, We
Shall Pierce You in '52 - Franklin Pierce

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

Frustration, although quite painful at times, is a very positive and essential part of success. - Bo Bennett

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain; meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure. - G K Chesterton

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it. - James Newman

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal


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