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Pain should not be wasted. - Gerda W Klein

Don't hide your scars. They make who you are. - Frank Sinatra

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin

Mr. Henry James writes fiction as if it were a painful duty. - Oscar Wilde

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

How glorious it is - and also how painful - to be an exception. - Alfred de Musset

It's a shallow life that doesn't give a person a few scars. - Garrison Keillor

Kinstipation: A painful inability to move relatives who come to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

No pain, no palm; no thorns, no throne; no gall, no glory; no cross, no crown. - William Penn

Our bodies were printed as blank pages to be filled with the ink of our hearts. - Michael Biondi

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. - Leonard Woolf

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt. - Erma Bombeck

The man who can drive himself further once the effort gets painful is the man who will win. - Roger Bannister

Change is painful, but nothing is as painful as staying stuck somewhere you don't belong. - Mandy Hale

Never be ashamed of a scar. It simply means you were stronger than whatever tried to hurt you. - Unknown

She needed the chaos within her in order to discover the extraordinary no man could ever reach. - Robert M. Drake

You're not a bad person, you're just a little bit different and I'm a sucker for that. - Robert M. Drake

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

We are not necessarily doubting that God will do the best for us; we are wondering how painful the best will turn out to be. - C S Lewis

Do you wish to rise? Begin by descending. You plan a tower that will pierce the clouds? Lay first the foundation of humility. - Saint Augustine

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

So often the difference from where we are, and where God wants us to be, is the pain we aren't wiling to endure to get there. - Craig Groeschel

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal


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