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Foot-Ball

Ah, nuts! It was there the last time I looked...

Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

God is a concept by which we measure our pain. - John Lennon

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Stress should be a powerful driving force, not an obstacle. - Bob Phillips

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

I believe in Coach Louis Wong. He is so much more than just a football coach. - Stephen Covey

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

Stress exacerbates any problem, whether it's diabetes, heart trouble, MS, or whatever. - Mary Ann Mobley

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

Malenutrition: The practice of depriving a man from food for more than a couple of hours - or during a football game - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Animals are not our selfie props. If there's any risk that your photo is going to hurt or stress an animal, it's not worth it. - Angela Henderson

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Where we always start is: What's the user's itch? What's their pain point that occurs frequently enough to build a habit around? - Nir Eyal

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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