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Foot-Ball

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Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Soccer: A European warm-up exercise for rioting - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Victor: Your football team's weekly opponent - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

I am not into working out. My philosophy: no pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Gamekeeper: A soccer goalie who doesn't get upset, despite losing heavily - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell

You care so much you feel as though you will bleed to death with the pain of it. - J K Rowling

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

Most stress is caused by people who overestimate the importance of their problems. - Michael LeBoeuf

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

Mental pain is less dramatic than physical pain, but it is more common and also more hard to bear. - C S Lewis

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Do something everyday that you don't want to do. This is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain. - Mark Twain

The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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