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Foot-Ball

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Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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The pain passes, but the beauty remains. - Pierre-August Renoir

Give your stress wings and let it fly away. - Gerri Guillemets

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully. - Max Eastman

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Fan Belt: What a soccer fan uses to keep his trousers up - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

I played a little basketball. Some football in junior high. - Clint Eastwood

We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man. - Dr. Seuss

Stress is nothing more than a socially acceptable form of mental illness. - Richard Carlson

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

We seem to want one vehicle to carry people and soccer balls and hay bales. - Franz von Holzhausen

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Stress depletes willpower, which diminishes your ability to control those emotions. - Roy F Baumeister

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

So like any football or basketball coach, you always believe you're going to win. - Colin Powell

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime. - Scott Adams

In life, as in football, you won't go far unless you know where the goalposts are. - Arnold H Glasgow

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

May I never be drunk enough to try to play a foosball table alone like that dude over there who actually is. - Dr. Okay Times

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The more pain that's referenced or implied, the deeper the laugh can be because the laughter heals the pain. - Mimi Kennedy

Just like a shoe, if someone is meant for you, they will fit just perfectly. No forcing, no struggling, and no pain. - Unknown

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

In order to have great happiness you have to have great pain and unhappiness - otherwise how would you know when you're happy? - Leslie Caron

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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