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Foot-Ball

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Foot-Ball thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

Pain will leave you, when you let go. - Jeremy Aldana

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional. - Haruki Murakami

Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie. - David Mamet

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. - Mitch Hedberg

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

One of the greatest pains to human nature is the pain of a new idea. - Walter Bagehot

Too much homework can cause stress, depression and even lower grades. - Unknown

Suicide doesn't end the pain. It just passes it on to someone else. - James Kirkup

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. - Gene Perret

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

When you can tell the story and it doesn't bring up any pain, you known it is healed. - Lyanla Vanzant

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

Pain is neither intolerable nor everlasting... it is in the power of the soul to maintain its own serenity. - Marcus Aurelius

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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