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Chaos is a friend of mine. - Bob Dylan

Say hello to my little friend. - Scarface

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Friendship is a plant we must often water. - German Proverb

A friend in need is a friend to be avoided. - Lord Samuel

An open enemy is better than a false friend. - Greek Proverb

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

I was innocent, then my best friends came along. - Unknown

Be slow in choosing a friend, slower in changing. - Benjamin Franklin

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

Telepathy: Being too lazy to give your friends a call - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies. - Milton Berle

A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles. - Tim Cahill

If you pity rogues you are no great friend to honest men. - Thomas Fuller

There's no word yet for old friends who've just met. - Jim Henson

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. - Charles C Colton

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

The most called-upon prerequisite of a friend is an accessible ear. - Maya Angelou

I am a great friend of public amusements; they keep people from vice. - Samuel Johnson

Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Friendship needs no words - it is solitude delivered from the anguish of loneliness. - Dag Hammarskjold

Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel but not in the kitchen. - George Bernard Shaw

When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams

We've been friends for so long I can't remember which one of us is the bad influence. - Unknown

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends. - J K Rowling

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

I once sent a dozen of my friends a telegram saying "flee at once - all is discovered." They all left town immediately. - Mark Twain

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

What is it about friendship that makes being among friends so much richer than being among the most accomplished and interesting strangers? - Sandy Sheehy


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