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Genetic Science

Strange animal relationships - offspring illusions

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Baboon + Penguin = BabEnguin

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Cougar + Owl = CougOwl

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Cow + Lizard = CowLiz

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Hippopotamus + Cat = HippoCat

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Kangaroo + Giraffe = KanGir

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Loon + Fish = Loonish

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Mircat + Camel = MirCam

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Rabbit + Antelope = Rabelope

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Squirrel + Rhinoceros = Squirlino

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Zebra + Kangaroo = Zebaroo

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Zebra + Seal = Zebreal

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Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Watchdog: Animal that keeps the best time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Of all the animals, the boy is the most unmanageable. - Plato

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

For an animal person, an animal-less home is no home at all. - Cleveland Amory

Everywhere animals are in chains, but we image them as free. - Carol J Adams

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Animals don't hate, and we're supposed to be better than them. - Elvis Presley

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

Until one has loved an animal, a part of one's soul remains unawakened. - Anatole France

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

There are a lot of things I learned from animals. One was that they couldn't hiss or boo me. - James Dean

If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals. - Leo Tolstoy

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

Men are the only animals that devote themselves, day in and day out, to making one another unhappy. - H L Mencken

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Horse: 1. An oatsmobile; 2. An animal that cannot say yes, only neigh; 3. An animal that goes to bed with its shoes on. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. - Oscar Wilde

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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