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Genetic Science

Strange animal relationships - offspring illusions

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Baboon + Penguin = BabEnguin

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Cougar + Owl = CougOwl

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Cow + Lizard = CowLiz

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Hippopotamus + Cat = HippoCat

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Kangaroo + Giraffe = KanGir

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Loon + Fish = Loonish

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Mircat + Camel = MirCam

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Rabbit + Antelope = Rabelope

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Squirrel + Rhinoceros = Squirlino

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Zebra + Kangaroo = Zebaroo

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Zebra + Seal = Zebreal

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My favorite animal is steak. - Fran Lebowitz

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

Animals are like people because people are animals. - Barbara T Gates

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young. - Unknown

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Contempt for animal life leads to contempt for human life. - Edward Abbey

All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others. - George Orwell

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Like the herd animals we are, we sniff warily at the strange one among us. - Loren Eiseley

There's a good animal show on with that kindly old gent, Marlons Perkos. - Archie Bunker

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

Animals, whom we have made our slaves, we do not like to consider our equal. - Charles Darwin

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. - Erik Satie

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

Animals are simply sophisticated machines created by the infinitely skilled artisan, God. - Brian G Henning

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

I love sushi. But after too much of it, it just starts to taste like a dead animal that hasn't been cooked. - Amy Lee

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions. - Mark Twain

Monkey: 1. An arboreal animal which makes itself at home in genealogical trees; 2. A key that won't open a door. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

The greatest achievement of humanity is not its works of art, science, or technology, but the recognition of its own dysfunction. - Eckhart Tolle

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

Ugly animals have it rough. We're more likely to eat them or let them go extinct, and less likely to adopt them from animal shelters. - Joshua A Krisch

God gave unto the Animals
A wisdom past our power to see:
Each knows innately how to live,
Which we must learn laboriously. - Margaret Atwood

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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