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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. - Leo Robin

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

Babysitters: Girls you hire to watch your television set. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Football Season: The time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I wish I were a little girl again because skinned knees are easier to fix than a broken heart. - Julia Roberts

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone

My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Style used to be an interaction between the human soul and tools that were limiting. In the digital era, it will have to come from the soul alone. - Jaron Lanier

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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