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the girl in the treehouse - Jennifer Asbenson

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Style is the dress of thoughts. - Lord Chesterfield

Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

If you want the girl next door, go next door. - Joan Crawford

You're only as good as your last haircut. - Fran Lebowitz

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire. - Angelina Jolie

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them. - Joe E Lewis

On behalf of every man looking out for every girl, you are the God and weight of her world. - John Mayer

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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