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Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

Good girls go to heaven. Bad girls go everywhere. - Helen Gurley Brown

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve. - Ring Lardner

Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

Punk was defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. - Quentin Crisp

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. - Sam Brown

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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