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Romance just around the corner

They were together in the house. Just the two of them. It was a cold, dark, stormy night. The storm had come quickly and each time the thunder boomed he watched her jump. She looked across the room and admired his strong appearance... and wished that he would take her in his arms, comfort her and protect her from the storm.
She wanted that... more than anything.

Suddenly, with a pop, the power went out. She screamed!!!

He raced to the sofa where she was cowering. He didn't hesitate to pull her into his arms. He knew this was a forbidden union and expected her to pull back. He was surprised when she didn't resist but instead clung to him. The storm raged on... as did their growing passion. And there came a moment when each knew that they had to be together.

They knew it was wrong. Their families would never understand.
So consumed they were in their passion that they heard no opening of doors... just the faint click of a camera...

Hold On Tight thanks to Martin Grosse

A lovely thing

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen. - Unknown

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The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

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I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

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There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
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