Hole In One

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Golf is a puzzle without an answer. - Gary Player

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

Forget your opponents; always play against par. - Sam Snead

Putting your hands in the earth is very grounding. - John Glover

Golf is not so much a sport as an insult to lawns. - Unknown

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt. - Dean Martin

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell. - Bill Copeland

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

Real golfers don't cry when they line up their fourth putt. - Unknown

Golf is a game where the ball lies poorly, and the players well. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

You realize just how bad a golfer you are when you play with Freddie. - Donald Trump

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now. - Dwight D Eisenhower

In golf as in life, it's the follow-through that makes the difference. - Unknown

She learned to say things with her eyes that others waste time putting into words. - Corey Ford

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Sometimes the game of golf is just too difficult to endure with a golf club in your hands. - Bobby Jones

One of the quickest ways to meet new people is to pick up the wrong ball on a golf course. - Unknown

It is almost impossible to remember how tragic a place the world is when one is playing golf. - Robert Lynd

I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. - Arnold Palmer

They say that life is a lot like golf - don't believe them. Golf is a lot more complicated. - Gardner Dickinson

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. - Ben Hogan

Effective leadership is putting first things first. Effective management is discipline, carrying it out. - Stephen Covey

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today, it's called golf. - Unknown

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I've been doing projects outdoors for the public. I made pigeons eat geometry by putting bread out in rhomboids and triangles. - Jenny Holzer

It is often wonderful how putting down on paper a clear statement of a case helps one to see, not perhaps the way out, but the way in. - Arthur Christopher Benson

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!' - Conan O'Brien

Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles. - Chi Chi Rodriguez

I don't know him very well... I've played him at golf and beat him badly both times, and I think that probably had a negative impact on him. - Donald Trump