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Itchy Nose thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Optical: When your eyes itch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness is having a scratch for every itch. - Ogden Nash

Lead the audience by the nose to the thought. - Laurence Olivier

I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach. - Steven Wright

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle. - George Orwell

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush

Always hold your head up, but be careful to keep your nose at a friendly level. - Max L. Forman

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and Psycho. - Unknown

Instead of letting your hardships and failures discourage or exhaust you, let them inspire you. - Michelle Obama

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes from within yourself. One has to be positive. When you're positive, good things happen. - Deep Roy

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward


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