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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Plans make dreams reality. - Susan Pace-Koch

A leader is a dealer in hope. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Nothing happens unless at first a dream. - Carl Sandburg

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Music is like a dream. One that I cannot hear. - Ludwig van Beethoven

Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will. - Suzy Kassem

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

My dream job would be the Karma delivery service. - Bill Murray

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Where there is no future before a people, there is no hope. - Edward Wilmot Blyden

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

I hope it will be hard for the Russians to jump across that creek. - Gustavus Adolphus

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

I don't know what can be so dangerous about giving people hope. - Joel Osteen

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

My hope still is to leave the world a bit better than when I got here. - Jim Henson

We must accept finite disappointment, but we must never lose infinite hope. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity. - Robert G Ingersoll

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Hope is only a beginning; it's not a substitute for action, only a basis for it. - Rebecca Solnit

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Once in a lifetime the longed-for tidal wave of justice can rise up, and hope and history rhyme. - Seamus Heaney

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind of the present moment. - Buddha

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Things are always in transition. Nothing every sums itself up in the way that we like to dream about. - Pema Chodron

The inability to open up to hope is what blocks trust, and blocked trust is the reason for blighted dreams. - Elizabeth Gilbert

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

Hope is the thing with feathers
That perches in the soul
And sings the tune without the words
And never stops at all. - Emily Dickinson

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

Our dreams may be totally different and yet, we are alike in that no matter what we have achieved, we still have dreams that have eluded us. - Steven Scott

Today, people struggle to find what's real. Everything has become so synthetic that a lot of people, all they want is to grasp onto hope. - Wyclef Jean

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner


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