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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Deserve your dream. - Octavio Paz

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

At first we hope too much, later on, not enough. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Quantum Particles: The dreams that stuff is made of - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All human wisdom is summed up in two words - wait and hope. - Alexandre Dumas

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

The distance between your dreams and reality is called action. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

What oxygen is to the lungs, such is hope to the meaning of life. - Emil Brunner

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

When you stop having dreams and ideals - well, you might as well stop altogether. - Marian Anderson

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Don't let someone who gave up on their dreams, talk you out of going after yours. - Zig Ziglar

Neither should a ship rely on one small anchor, nor should life rest on a single hope. - Epictetus

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams. - Les Brown

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope and confidence. - Helen Keller

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Hope is some extraordinary spiritual grace that God gives us to control our fears, not to oust them. - Vincent McNabb

That's what storytellers do. We restore order with imagination. We instill hope again and again. - Walt Disney

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

People are never more insecure than when they become obsessed with their fears at the expense of their dreams. - Norman Cousins

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

All of us failed to match our dreams of perfection. So I rate us on the basis of our splendid failure to do the impossible. - William Faulkner

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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