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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Hope is a song in a weary throat. - Pauli Murray

Hope is passion for what is possible. - Soren Kierkegaard

Keep true to the dreams of your youth. - Friedrich Schiller

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Follow your dreams, they know the way. - Kobe Yamada

Who darns nothing, need hope for nothing. - Johann von Schiller

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

One lives in the hope of becoming a memory. - Antonio Porchia

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Out of the mountain of despair, a stone of hope. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Love paid a price so hope could become a reality. - Susan Gaddis

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

Expecting something for nothing is the most popular form of hope. - Arnold H Glasgow

Hope is one of the principal springs that keep mankind in motion. - Thomas Fuller

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Where hope would otherwise become hopelessness, it becomes faith. - Robert Brault

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs. - Farrah Gray

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Hold on to a ray of hope, and a promise of future... and follow your dreams. - Unknown

That was all a man needed: hope. It was lack of hope that discouraged a man. - Charles Bukowski

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

A daughter is someone you laugh with, dream with, and love with all your heart. - Unknown

Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined. - Henry David Thoreau

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Don't let your dreams rust! Listen to your youthful bells ringing loud inside of you. - Bernard Kelvin Clive

Some people dream of success, while other people get up every morning and make it happen. - Wayne Huizenga

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Achievement is largely the product of steadily raising one's levels of aspiration and expectation. - Jack Nicklaus

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Never give up on what you really want to do. The person with big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts. - Albert Einstein

Plant seeds of happiness, hope, success, and love; it will all come back to you in abundance. This is the law of nature. - Steve Maraboli

We have always held to the hope, the belief, the conviction that there is a better life, a better world, beyond the horizon. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Your vision will become clear only when you can look into your own heart. Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

Hope itself is like a star - not to be seen in the sunshine of prosperity, and only to be discovered in the night of adversity. - Charles H Spurgeon

Desire is the starting point of all achievement, not a hope, not a wish, but a keen pulsating desire which transcends everything. - Napoleon Hill

You cannot hope to build a better world without improving the individuals. To that end, each of us must work for our own improvement. - Marie Curie

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins


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