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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Dare to dream big. - Unknown

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Hope is a very unruly emotion. - Gloria Steinem

Where flowers bloom, so does hope. - Lady Bird Johnson

Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

All hope abandon, ye who enter here! - Dante Alighieri

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

He that lives upon hope will die fasting. - Benjamin Franklin

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

I hope my ship comes in before my dock rots. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Hope for the best and prepare for the worst. - Thomas Norton

It may be that those who do most, dream most. - Stephen Leacock

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - J K Rowling

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They have a kind of Bob Hope and Bing Crosby thing going on. - Christopher Walken

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

For every dream that you have, your week needs to match that dream. - Eric Thomas

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. - Thomas Jefferson

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Never lose hope. Storms make people stronger and never last forever. - Roy T Bennett

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Shells sink,
Dreams float,
Life's good
On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Dreams say what they mean, but they don't say it in daytime language. - Gail Godwin

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Even when the world throws its worst and then turns its back, there is still hope. - Pittacus Lore

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

The rose is fairest when 't is budding new, and hope is brightest when it dawns from fears. - Walter Scott

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

I said to my soul, be still, and wait without hope,
For hope would be hope for the wrong thing. - T S Eliot

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Dreams are the seeds of change. Nothing ever grows without a seed, and nothing ever changes without a dream. - Debby Boone

Hope is a renewable option: If you run out of it at the end of the day, you get to start over in the morning. - Barbara Kingsolver

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

Do you think you're safe in a car with your seatbelt on? Dream on. My friend thought so. Now she's pregnant. - Anke Engelke

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

Little progress can be made by merely attempting to repress what is evil. Our great hope lies in developing what is good. - Calvin Coolidge

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Vision without action is merely a dream. Action without vision just passes the time. Vision with action can change the world. - Joel Arthur Barker

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Dream big - dream very big. Word hard - work very hard. And after you've done all you can, you stand, wait, and fully surrender. - Oprah Winfrey

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Follow your dreams. Figure out where you'd like to be, what you would like to be doing, and then figure out what you need to do to get there. - Kennon M Sheldon


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