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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Dream in a pragmatic way. - Aldous Huxley

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope. - Princess Leia

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Youth is easily deceived because it is quick to hope. - Aristotle

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Farm: What a city man dreams of at 5 P.M., never at 5 A.M. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Keep on with hope in your heart, and you'll never walk alone. - Rukh Khan

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes

All our dreams can come true - if we have the courage to pursue them. - Walt Disney

Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today. - James Dean

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman

Two words will help you cope when you run low on hope: accept and trust. - Charles R Swindoll

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

At first, dreams seem impossible, then improbable, and eventually inevitable. - Christopher Reeve

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A dream is the bearer of a new possibility, the enlarged horizon, the great hope. - Howard Thurman

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

It's better to die in pursuit of your dreams than to live a life without hope. - Terry Brooks

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

The greatest dream of all is to know God and to know what he has intended for your life. - Ravi Zacharias

Hope is the anchor of the soul, the stimulus to action, and the incentive to achievement. - Unknown

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It was never what I wanted to buy that held my heart's hope. It was what I wanted to be. - Lois McMaster Bujold

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

True kitsch has nothing to do with irony. It's very honest. It represents what people like, their dreams. - Marcel Wanders

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Hope begins in the dark, the stubborn hope that if you just show up and try to do the right thing, the dawn will come. - Anne Lamott

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

Hope is like a road in the country; there was never a road, but when many people walk on it, the road comes into existence. - Lin Yutang

Man alone has the power to transform his thoughts into physical reality; man, alone, can dream and make his dreams come true. - Napoleon Hill

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

When you have lost hope, you have lost everything. And when you think all is lost, when al is dire and bleak, there is always hope. - Pittacus Lore

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living. - Unknown

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You know that ISIS wants to go in and take over the Vatican? You have heard that. You know, that's a dream of theirs, to go into Italy. - Donald Trump

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

I see a good deal of talk from Washington about lowering taxes.
I hope they do get 'em lowered enough so people can afford to pay 'em. - Will Rogers


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