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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Without Christ there is no hope. - Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

I am rich beyond the dreams of avarice. - Edward Moore

Hopes are but the dreams of those who wake - Pindar

Hope is the last thing to abandon the unhappy. - Unknown

Once you choose hope, anything's possible. - Christopher Reeve

This suspense is terrible. I hope it will last. - Oscar Wilde

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

I am prepared for the worst, but hope for the best. - Benjamin Disraeli

You have to dream before your dreams can come true. - A P J Abdul Kalam

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

Like dreams, statistics are a form of wish fulfillment. - Jean Baudrillard

Beware how you take away hope from another human being. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Where there is no hope, it is incumbent on us to invent it. - Albert Camus

Learn from the past, Hope for the future, Live in the present. - Ken Lancaster

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

Hope springs eternal in the human breast. Man never is, but always to be blest. - Alexander Pope

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Some people dream of worthy accomplishments, while others stay awake and do them. - Unknown

Dreams come true; without that possibility nature would not incite us to have them. - John Updike

The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning. - C S Lewis

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. - William Butler Yeats

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

You will become as small as your controlling desire; as great as your dominant aspiration. - James Allen

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Take, if you must, this little bag of dreams. Unloose the cord, and they will wrap you round. - William Butler Yeats

Most God-ordained dreams die because we are not willing to do something that seems illogical. - Mark Batterson

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

Hope is like the sun, which, as we journey toward it, casts the shadow of our burden behind us. - Samuel Smiles

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen

How is it that music can, without words, evoke our laughter, our fears, our highest aspirations? - Jane Swan

Hope smiles from the threshold of the year to come, whispering, "It will be happier..." - Alfred Tennyson

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

We all have possibilities we don't know about. We can do things we don't even dream we can do. - Dale Carnegie

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

The comfort zone takes our greatest aspirations and turns them into excuses for not bothering to aspire. - Peter McWilliams

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

What greater aspiration and challenge are there for a mother than the hope of raising a great son or daughter? - Rose Kennedy

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If we judge ourselves only by our aspirations and everyone else only their conduct we shall soon reach a very false conclusion. - Calvin Coolidge

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics. - Bill Vaughan

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Hope is not the conviction that something will turn out well but the certainty that something makes sens, regardless of how it turns out. - Vaclav Havel

Sometimes when you least expect it, the tables turn and that scary feeling that has taken hold of you for so long somehow turns into hope. - David Archuleta

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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