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Little Dog with Big Aspirations

Sizing up the opportunity cost of not taking a leak

Little Dog with Big Aspirations thanks to Roy Taylor

The big fire hydrants fall easier

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Memories are interpreted like dreams. - Leo Longanesi

When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Where there's life, there's hope. - Theocritus

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

The greatest dreams are always unrealistic. - Will Smith

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake. - Henry David Thoreau

If the skies fall, one may hope to catch larks. - Francois Rabelais

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Dreams do come true, if we only wish hard enough. - Sir James M. Barrie

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside, awakes. - Carl Jung

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Hope is the only bee that makes honey without flowers. - Robert G Ingersoll

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I hope the guy who invented AutoCorrect burns in Hello! - Unknown

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown

Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

We need to take dreams more literally, and waking life more symbolically. - Robert Moss

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

I gotta lose weight, Edith. I hope you remembered my diuretic cottage cheese. - Archie Bunker

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible

The dreams I chased took me on a journey. A journey more rewarding than the goals. - Shahrukh Khan

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up. - J.M. Power

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

It is not necessary to hope in order to undertake, nor to succeed in order to persevere. - Charles the Bold

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world. - Bernie Taupin

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Teamwork makes the dream work, but a vision becomes a nightmare when the leader has a big dream and a bad team. - John C Maxwell

Initiative is key. Anybody who wants to be somebody is going to work as hard as they can to fulfill that dream. - Unknown

Hope is the companion of power, and mother of success; for who so hopes strongly has within him the gift of miracles. - Samuel Smiles

Just as despair can come to one only from other human beings, hope, too, can be given to one only by other human beings. - Elie Wiesel

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped possibilities within us and new beauty waiting to be born. - Dale Turner

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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