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Lost Bee

Guess you must bee lost

Lost Bee thanks to George Walsh

Honeycomb back to me!

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Bee: A buzzy busybody. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Living is like licking honey off a thorn. - Unknown

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

Life is a flower of which love is the honey. - Victor Hugo

BBS: Tall tales told by insects that give honey - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Britain's most useful role is somewhere between bee and dinosaur. - Harold MacMillan

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. - Sydney Smith

Doubts are the ants in the pants of faith. They keep it awake and moving. - Frederick Buechner

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They jest can't buzz any slower. - Kin Hubbard

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

Sweet words are like honey, a little may refresh, but too much gluts the stomach. - Anne Bradstreet

I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit and once when I won one. - Voltaire

Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you've got it, you've lost it. - Unknown

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. - Paul Fix

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

Where is the wisdom we have lost in knowledge? Where is the knowledge we have lost in information? - T S Eliot

How little you know about the age you live in if you think that honey is sweeter than cash in hand. - Ovid

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Just think how happy you would be if you lost everything you have right now, and then got it back again. - Frances Rodman

There is no comparison between that which is lost by not succeeding and that which is lost by not trying. - Francis Bacon

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

The destiny of the world is determined less by the battles that are lost and won than by the stories it loves and believes in. - Harold Goddard

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

Morals are not, like bacon, to be cured by hanging; nor, like wine, to be improved by sea voyages; nor, like honey, to be preserved in cells. - William Taylor

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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