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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

The man who fears losing has already lost. - George R.R. Martin

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

When I go to the beach, even the tide won't come in. - Phyllis Diller

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket. - WC Fields

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

If we don't get lost, we'll never find a new route. - Joan Littlewood

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

What we call evil is simply ignorance bumping its head in the dark. - Henry Ford

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Lord Birkenhead is very clever but sometimes his brains go to his head. - Margot Asquith

A man that is young in years may be old in hours, if he has lost no time. - Francis Bacon

When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance. - Victor Borge

I'm so ugly I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning. - Rodney Dangerfield

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Autumn is mellower, and what we lost in flowers, we more than gain in fruits. - Samuel Butler

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

An ugly woman is a disease of the stomach; a handsome woman a disease of the head. - Italian Proverb

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

Moose: An animal that has a head and horns on one end and a living room wall on the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting! - Ewan McGregor

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Hold your head high, stick your chest out. You can make it. It gets dark sometimes but morning comes ... keep hope alive. - Jesse Jackson

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker


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