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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Beach Erosion: A case of bad tidings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head. - Archie Bunker

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

The seat of knowledge is in the head, of wisdom, in the heart. - William Hazlitt

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Some of my best friends are illusions. Been sustaining me for years. - Sheila Ballantyne

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

Every rupee of profit made by an Englishman is lost for ever to India. - Edmund Burke

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb

Just because it pops into my head does not mean it should come out of my mouth. - Unknown

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

What I spent, is gone; what I kept, I lost; but what I gave away will be mine forever. - Ethel Percy Andrus

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We would rather be ruined than changed. We would rather die in our dread than climb the cross of the moment and let our illusions die. - W H Auden

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

This was a very classy guy - in a sharp coat there, one of them velvet collars, and of of them pearl-gray hamburgers on his head (Homburg hat). - Archie Bunker

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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