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Lost Head thanks to Dwayne Rolofson

Get a hold of yourself!

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever lost money taking a profit. - Bernard Baruch

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Once people begin to reason, all is lost. - Voltaire

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

Life is pharmaceutical from head to cuticle. - David McCord

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants. - Jonathan Winters

If you learn from defeat, you haven't really lost. - Zig Ziglar

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

Winter is on my head, but eternal spring is in my heart. - Victor Hugo

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

Genuine forgiveness does not deny anger but faces it head-on. - Alice Miller

I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it. - Groucho Marx

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I'm not lost for I know where I am. But however, where I am may be lost. - A.A. Milne

The heart never takes the place of the head; but it can, and should, obey it. - C S Lewis

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

I stuck my head out the window this morning and spring kissed my bang in the face. - Langston Hughes

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. - Joe E Lewis

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head. - Terry Josephson

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Attachment is the great fabricator of illusions; reality can be attained only by someone who is detached. - Simone Weil

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi

A smile is the lightning system of the face, the cooling system of the head, and the heating system of the heart. - Unknown

Too much sun after a Syracuse winter does strange things to your head, makes you feel strong, even if you aren't. - Laurie H. Anderson

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet


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