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QuotaBillsMarry money. - Max Shulman
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor
I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen
Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst