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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb

Hare Brush: Used to groom a rabbit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

I was so cold I almost got married. - Shelley Winters

Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway

Call no man unhappy until he is married. - Socrates

A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. - Red Skelton

Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. - Ann Landers

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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