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Mirror Objects

Is the object in your mirror too close?

Mirror Objects thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Laughter can bring a new perspective. - Christopher Durang

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I came along when the black American needed an image. - Jesse Owens

A desk is a dangerous place from which to view the world. - John Le Carre

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Whatever you do, do it with intelligence, and keep the end in view. - Thomas á Kempis

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

The image is one thing and the human being is another. It's very hard to live up to an image. - Elvis Presley

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it. - Golda Meir

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Nature will bear the closest inspection. She invites us to lay our eye level with her smallest leaf, and take an insect view of its plain. - Henry David Thoreau

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield


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