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Mirror Objects thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Executives pick successors in their own image. - Unknown

A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra xerox machine. - Steven Wright

There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept. - Ansel Adams

Look at life through the windshield, not the rearview mirror. - Byrd Baggett

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Ugliness is a point of view; an ulcer is wonderful to a pathologist. - Austin O'Malley

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus. - Steven Wright

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. - Shane Koyczan

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

Life is a mirror, and what you see out there, you must first see inside of you. - Wally Amos

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The new electronic interdependence recreates the world in the image of a global village. - Marshall McLuhan

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

I have a Rubik's Cube for a rearview mirror, because the past is the only time puzzle I can solve. - Jarod Kintz

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? - George Carlin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown


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