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Mirror Objects

Is the object in your mirror too close?

Mirror Objects thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Flew: Plane sickness. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honesty is the best image. - Ziggy

Wisdom requires the long view. - John F. Kennedy

The best mirror is an old friend. - George Herbert

A friend's eye is a good mirror. - Irish Proverb

Weak eyes are fondest of glittering objects. - Thomas Carlyle

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

When your image improves, your performance improves. - Zig Ziglar

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

I always have an optimistic view, no matter what it is. - Stephen Curry

Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest one of all? - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better. - Ricky Gervais

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

Every film is a puzzle really, from an editorial point of view. - Walter Murch

Image is what people think we are; integrity is what we really are. - John C Maxwell

Perspective: Having customers who love you and a boss who hates you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. - Rodney Dangerfield

A strong positive self-image is the best possible preparation for success. - Joyce Brothers

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Moving doesn't change who you are. It only changes the view outside your window. - Rachel Hollis

The orgasm has replaced the Cross as the focus of longing and the image of fulfillment. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One day you look in the mirror and realize the face you are shaving is your father's. - Robert Harris

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

It is very rare or almost impossible that an event can be negative from all points of view. - Dalai Lama

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. - Unknown

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

The rules of clockwork might apply to familiar objects such as snooker balls, but when it comes to atoms, the rules are those of roulette. - Paul Davies

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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