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Miss Iran 2001 Contest

Judges had a tough time finding the male contestants

Miss Iran 2001 Contest thanks to Martin Grosse

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Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

If Woody Allen were a Muslim, he'd be dead by now. - Salman Rushdie

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Without doubt, Malaysia is the great economic star of the Muslim world. - Martin Jacques

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

Iran is not getting rid of any of its nuclear plants. They're not getting rid of anything. - Donald Trump

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Religions cannot change you. If you are angry, you will become an angry Muslim or Hindu. If you are righteous, you will become a righteous Christian or Jew. - Gary Zukav

The word 'Islam' means 'peace.' The word 'Muslim' means 'one who surrenders to God.' But the press makes us seem like haters. - Muhammad Ali

There is no sign saying 'good Muslim' or 'bad Muslim.' How many lives will be lost or destroyed trying to determine who is good or who is bad? - Pauline Hanson

Do not empower your negative thoughts by giving them "legs" so they can run around your mind, creating worries, frustrations, and anxiety in your life. - Rodolfo Costa

Allah's the Arabic term for God. Stand up for God, fight for God, work for God and do the right thing, and go the right way, things will end up in your corner. - Muhammad Ali

I was raised in a Baptist household, went to a Catholic church, lived in a Jewish neighborhood, and had the biggest crush on the Muslim girls from one neighborhood over. - Will Smith

And whosoever fears Allah and keeps his duty to Him, He will make a way for him to get out (from every difficulty). And He will provide him from (sources) he never could imagine. - Unknown

Dawkins considers that all faith is blind faith, and that Christian and Muslim children are brought up to believe unquestioningly. Not even the dim-witted clerics who knocked me about at grammar school thought that. - Terry Eagleton

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. - William Bennett

'Halal in the Family' will expose a broad audience to some of the realities of being Muslim in America. By using satire, we will encourage people to reconsider their assumptions about Muslims, while providing a balm to those experiencing anti-Muslim bias. - Aasif Mandvi

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

I'm a firm believer in God himself, but that's as far as I can go. I'm not any denomination. I'm not Catholic or Presbyterian or Baptist or Methodist or Jewish or Muslim. I'm none of those things. And I'm sure that's just fine with God. - Ray Charles

There is no more effective way to radicalize American Muslim youth than for political leaders to make public displays of prejudice against all Muslims. Suspicion will undermine their sense of identification with America and alienate some from both the culture and from politics. - Miroslav Volf

Being Muslim has become synonymous with pointed questions, with tension and mistrust, even with conflict. It has become a global phenomenon with profound consequences for inter-communal relations, political rhetoric and policies at the local, regional, national and international level. - Tariq Ramadan

A Muslim fanatic and a Christian fanatic, a Jewish fanatic, a secular fanatic, an atheist fanatic, a communist fanatic - all of them are the same. The thinking that, 'If you don't think like me, that if you are not with me, then you are against me;' this is something to condemn. - Marjane Satrapi


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