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Miss Iran 2001 Contest

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Miss Iran 2001 Contest thanks to Martin Grosse

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Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Occasionally words must serve to veil the facts. - Niccolo Machiavelli

He who becomes a Muslim does so in his own interest. - Abu Bakr

A compliment is something like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

'Jihad' can mean holy war to extremists, but it means struggle to the average Muslim. - Feisal Abdul Rauf

While we are mourning the loss of our friend, others are rejoicing to meet him behind the veil. - John Taylor

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

Islam expect every Muslim to do this duty, and if we realise our responsibility time will come soon when we shall justify ourselves worthy of a glorious past. - Muhammad Ali Jinnah

Do not empower your negative thoughts by giving them "legs" so they can run around your mind, creating worries, frustrations, and anxiety in your life. - Rodolfo Costa

I am a scholar of religions with four degrees, including one in the New Testament and fluency in Biblical Greek, who has been studying the origins of Christianity for two decades, who also happens to be Muslim. - Reza Aslan

Happiness is like a cat. If you try to coax it, it will avoid you; it will never come. But if you pay no attention to it and go about your business, you'll find it rubbing against your legs and jumping into your lap. - William Bennett

We who don't want radical Islam to spread must compete with the agents of radical Islam. I want to see what would happen if Christians, feminists and Enlightenment thinkers were to start proselytizing in the Muslim community. - Ayaan Hirsi Ali

We certainly love the Muslim people. But that is not the faith of this country. And that is not the religion that built this nation. The people of the Christian faith and the Jewish faith are the ones who built America, and it is not Islam. - Franklin Graham

If you are an Arabic-speaking, Greek-Orthodox going to a French school it makes you deeply sceptical if you have to listen to three different accounts of the Crusades - one from the Muslim side, one from the Greek side and one from the Catholic side. - Nassim Nicholas Taleb

This paranoid Islam, which blames outsider, 'infidels', for all the ills of Muslim societies, and whose proposed remedy is the closing of those societies to the rival project of modernity, is presently the fastest growing version of Islam in the world. - Salman Rushdie

To the Muslim woman, the hijab provides a sense of empowerment. It is a personal decision to dress modestly according to the command of a genderless Creator; to assert pride in self, and embrace one's faith openly, with independence and courageous conviction. - Randa Abdel-Fattah

I'm a firm believer in God himself, but that's as far as I can go. I'm not any denomination. I'm not Catholic or Presbyterian or Baptist or Methodist or Jewish or Muslim. I'm none of those things. And I'm sure that's just fine with God. - Ray Charles

The Muslim world just doesn't believe that skin color is all that important. Obama may be half-black, but he's still all-Western, according to them. It doesn't matter whether you're black, white or green - if you're not a devotee of Muhammad, you don't matter. - Ben Shapiro

Being Muslim has become synonymous with pointed questions, with tension and mistrust, even with conflict. It has become a global phenomenon with profound consequences for inter-communal relations, political rhetoric and policies at the local, regional, national and international level. - Tariq Ramadan

A Muslim fanatic and a Christian fanatic, a Jewish fanatic, a secular fanatic, an atheist fanatic, a communist fanatic - all of them are the same. The thinking that, 'If you don't think like me, that if you are not with me, then you are against me;' this is something to condemn. - Marjane Satrapi


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