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New World Trade Center, New York

U.S. message to al Qaeda and the Taliban

New World Trade Center, New York thanks to Jim Serritella

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Freedom lies in being bold. - Robert Frost

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Forgetting is oft times harder than remembering. - Unknown

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I can't build my hopes on a foundation of confusion, misery and death. I think peace and tranquility will return again. - Anne Frank

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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