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U.S. message to al Qaeda and the Taliban

New World Trade Center, New York thanks to Jim Serritella

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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Until we extend the circle of our compassion to all living things, we will not ourselves find peace. - Albert Schweitzer

There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world, and that is an idea whose time has come. - Victor Hugo

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi


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