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Paradise Found thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Zombies hate fast food. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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