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Paradise Found

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Paradise Found thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Your library is your Paradise. - Erasmus

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

Chocolate is more than a food, but less than a drug. - R J Huxtable

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Words can inspire, thoughts can provoke, but only action truly brings you closer to your dreams. - Brad Sugars

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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