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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

All are inclined to believe that they covet, from a lottery ticket up to a passport to Paradise. - Lord Byron

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

He that does good for good's sake seeks neither paradise nor reward, but he is sure of both in the end. - William Penn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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