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Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. - Josh Billings

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later, you're hungry again. - George Miller

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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