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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

He deserves Paradise who makes his companions laugh. - Koran

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

Success is 1 percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration, and 2 percent attention to detail. - Phil

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

Let hope inspire you, but let not idealism blind you. Don't look back, you can never look back. - Don Henley

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Average leaders raise the bar on themselves; good leaders raise the bar for others; great leaders inspire others to raise their own bar. - Orrin Woodward

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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