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Paradise Found

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Patience is the key to paradise. - Turkish Proverb

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Inspiration exists, but it must find you working. - Pablo Picasso

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Food is not just eating energy. It's an experience. - Guy Fieri

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library. - Jorge Luis Borges

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? - Homer Simpson

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

The best comfort food will always be greens, cornbread, and fried chicken. - Maya Angelou

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The best leaders inspire others to harness their utmost potential to benefit the common good. - Peter Tormey

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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