Paradise Found

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

Only animals were not expelled from Paradise. - Milan Kundera

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

You are now traveling into the paradise of the scholars. - Caspar Wolff

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

America forms the longest and straightest bone in the earth's skeleton. - Ellsworth Huntington

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

Paradise is here or nowhere: you must take your joy with you or you will never find it. - Orison Swett Marden

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

It is difficult to inspire others to accomplish what you haven't been willing to try. - Unknown

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

So long as you have food in your mouth, you have solved all questions for the time being. - Franz Kafka

When you do not know what you are doing, and what you are doing is the best - that is inspiration. - Robert Bresson

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com