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Pass The CatSoup, Please

Stirring the feline pot

Pass The CatSoup, Please thanks to Adrienne Steinbeck

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You gotta be kitten me. - Unknown

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

Liam's like a man with a fork in a world of soup. - Noel Gallagher

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

The Cat. He walked by himself, and all places were alike to him. - Rudyard Kipling

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Hairball: When a cat throws up to the basketball hoop, and misses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The soup is never hot enough if the waiter can keep his thumb in it. - William Collier

If you want chicken soup, you've got to put a chicken in the pot. - Joe Segal

Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup? - John Mendoza

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. - Garrison Keillor

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli


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