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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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All real men love to eat. - Marlene Dietrich

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

The best love affairs are those we never had. - Norman Lindsay

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Never say love is like anything - it isn't. - Michael Chabon

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love makes your soul crawl out from its hiding place. - Zora Neale Hurston

Use things, not people.
Love people, not things. - Unknown

I love being famous - it's almost like being white. - Chris Rock

When love and skill work together, expect a masterpiece. - John Ruskin

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

Well, at least he has found his true love - what a pity he can't marry himself. - Frank Sinatra

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own. - Robert A Heinlein

What we have once enjoyed, we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us. - Helen Keller

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier. - Mae West

The best portion of a good man's life are the little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are the same people. - G K Chesterton

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

It takes someone really brave to be a mother, someone strong to raise a child, and someone special to love someone more than herself. - Unknown

Animals are like little angels sent to earth to teach us how to love. They don't get angry or play silly games. They are always there for us. - Whitney Mandel


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