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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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I believe in tough love. - Sean Hannity

Trust is the first step to love. - Munshi Premchand

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love does not dominate; it cultivates. - Johan Wolfgang von Goethe

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

It's hard asking someone with a broken heart to fall in love again. - Eric Kripke

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier. - Mother Teresa

I might love my e-reader, but I'd never pass up the chance to browse real books. - Nichole Chase

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

Through compassion and care we are compelled to random acts of kindness and demonstrations of love. - Jean Hamilton-Ford

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Mexican, Mediterranean, Italian, sushi, I love it all. Put it on a plate, and as long as I know what it is, I will eat it. - Camren Bicondova

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

Forgiveness isn't just the absence of anger. It's also the presence of self-love, when you actually begin to value yourself. - Tara Westover

God created us for love, for union, for forgiveness and compassion and, yet, that has not been our storyline. That has not been our history. - Richard Rohr

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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