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Puppy Love

Special picket fence message to a friend

Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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In love, one and one are one. - Jean-Paul Sartre

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Let the beauty of what you love be what you do. - Rumi

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

The best smell in the world is that man that you love. - Jennifer Aniston

The good life is one inspired by love and guided by knowledge. - Bertrand Russell

Friends show their love in times of trouble, not in happiness. - Euripides

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

I love various sports, including basketball, tennis and billiards. - Yani Tseng

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. - Brendan Francis

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

To love for the sake of being loved is human, But to love for the sake of loving is angelic. - Alphonse M L de Lamartine

Truth that is not undergirded by love makes the truth obnoxious and the possessor of it repulsive. - Ravi Zacharias

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy - both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Love one another, but make not a bond of love. Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls. - Kahlil Gibran

I choose to love you in silence because in silence I find no rejection, and in silence no one owns you but me. - Unknown

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

People are weird. When we find someone with weirdness that is compatible with ours, we team up and call it love. - Dr. Seuss

You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared. - Unknown

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. - Leo Buscaglia

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

Acceptance is not love. You love a person because he or she has lovable traits, but you accept everybody just because they're alive and human. - Albert Ellis

Mysterious love, uncertain treasure, hast thou more of pain or pleasure! Endless torments dwell about thee: Yet who would live, and live without thee! - Joseph Addison


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