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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. - Pablo Picasso

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. - Robert Browning

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix. - Dan Quayle

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Love of beauty is taste. The creation of beauty is art. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

For business, our Internet love affair was a gift from the gods. - Gary Vaynerchuk

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

There is no love without forgiveness, and there is no forgiveness without love. - Bryant H McGill

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile. - Franklin P. Jones

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. - S.J. Perelman

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

I'm a human being and I fall in love and sometimes I don't have control of every situation. - Beyonce

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring. - George Santayana

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi


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