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Puppy Love

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Puppy Love thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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Love is blind. - Geoffrey Chaucer

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

The only victory over love is flight. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it. - Nicholas Sparks

It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight. - Vladimir Nabokov

It is possible to be in love with you just because of who you are. - Maggie Stiefvater

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

I'm also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her. - Notting Hill

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. - St. Paul

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

A broken heart is just the growing pains necessary so that you can love more completely when the real thing comes along. - J S B Morse

But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen


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