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A gentle man and a gentleman. - Jack Dempsey

Two monsoons are the age of a man. - Bombay Proverb

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

A mass of men equals a mass of opinions. - Latin Proverb

Men are more mindful of wrongs than of benefits. - Proverb

Man is a victim of dope in the incurable form of hope. - Ogden Nash

Ignorance of the law excuses no man from practicing it. - Addison Mizner

The older a man grows the faster he could run as a boy. - Red Smith

Clever Woman: One who knows how to give a man her own way - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

The desire for fame is the last weakness wise men put off. - Tacitus

An empty purse and a new house make a man wise, but too late. - Portuguese Proverb

Praise is rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Martin F Tupper

If a man puts out the eye of an equal, his eye shall be put out. - Hammurabi

Success isn't everything, but it makes a man stand straight. - Lillian Hellman

The ability to forgive is one of man's greatest achievements. - Bryant H McGill

A musicologist is a man who can read music but can't hear it. - Thomas Beecham

It is more fitting for a man to laugh at life than to lament over it. - Seneca

I can calculate the movement of the stars, but not the madness of men. - Sir Isaac Newton

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

There is nothing more beautiful in this world than a healthy, wise old man. - Lin Yutang

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account. - Oscar Wilde

Men gets these here, waddya call, surges, where the chromostones are burlin' over. - Archie Bunker

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

Only the unknown frightens men. But once a man has faced the unknown, that terror becomes the known. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth, even if it costs them their job. - Samuel Goldwyn

That he delights in the misery of others no man will confess, and yet what other motive can make a father cruel? - Joseph Addison

Therefore if a man look sharply and attentively, he shall see Fortune; for though she be blind, yet she is not invisible. - Francis Bacon

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer. - Ted Williams

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I think being a woman is like being Irish. Everyone says you're important and nice, but you take second place all the same. - Iris Murdoch

The greatness of a man is not how much wealth he acquires, but in his integrity and his ability to affect those around him positively. - Bob Marley

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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