Real Iron Man Competition

Few great men could pass Personnel. - Paul Goodman

Men have become the tools of their tools. - Henry David Thoreau

In lapidary inscriptions a man is not upon oath. - Samuel Johnson

Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do. - Voltaire

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Eunuch: A man who has had his works cut out for him. - Robert Byrne

Men count up the faults of those who keep them waiting. - French Proverb

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. - Rodney Dangerfield

When eating bamboo sprouts, remember the man who planted them. - China Proverb

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

Here lies a man named Zeke,
Second fastest draw in Cripple Creek. - Unknown

A man must learn to endure patiently what he cannot avoid conveniently. - Michel de Montaigne

The man who is in real danger is the man who thinks he is perfectly safe. - James M. Barrie

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day. - Jay Leno

The great and glorious masterpiece of man is to know how to live to purpose. - Michel de Montaigne

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. - Alfred A. Knopf

The evil that men do lives after them; the good is oft interred with their bones. - William Shakespeare

We've drifted away from being fishers of men to being keepers of the aquarium. - Paul Harvey

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

I live by my own rules (reviewed, revised, and approved by my wife), but still my own. - Si Robertson

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after. - Henry David Thoreau

To give up the task of reforming society is to give up one's responsibility as a free man. - Alan Paton

During sex my wife always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. - Rodney Dangerfield

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. - Virginia Woolf

I speak to everyone in the same way, whether he is the garbage man or the president of the university. - Albert Einstein

What a kid I got, I told him about the birds and the bees and he told me about the butcher and my wife. - Rodney Dangerfield

Aw, Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless. - Homer Simpson

Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide

Women are the most powerful magnet in the universe. And all men are cheap metal. And we all know where north is. - Larry Miller

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Praise or blame has but a momentary effect on the man whose love of beauty in the abstract makes him a severe critic on his own works. - John Keats

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt