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Self Confidence thanks to Phoebe Moll,Raub, North Dakota

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Self-confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings. - Dr. Samuel Johnson

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

Enthusiasm is excitement with inspiration, motivation, and a pinch of creativity. - Bo Bennett

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

The common traits among all successful people are desire, determination and confidence. - Joe Segal

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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