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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Aspire to inspire before we expire. - Unknown

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it. - Sigmund Freud

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem. - Woody Allen

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

Sometimes it's the people you can't help who inspire you the most. - Melinda Gates

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Ninety-two percent of the stuff told you in confidence you couldn't get anyone else to listen to. - Franklin P. Adams

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Without inspiration the best powers of the mind remain dormant. There is a fuel in us which needs to be ignited with sparks. - Johann Gottfried Von Herder

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bill Gates has always been a mentor and inspiration for me even before I knew him. Just growing up, I admired how Microsoft was mission-focused. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you have police officers who abuse citizens, you erode public confidence in law enforcement. That makes the job of good police officers unsafe. - Mary F Berry


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