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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment

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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment thanks to Karen Moore

Annual meeting of single, good looking, straight, emotionally-stable, financially-secure, intelligent men looking for a long-term commitment
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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Men are what their mothers made them. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Yes, all men must die. But we are not men. - Daenerys Targaryen

A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry. - Gloria Steinem

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

The great majority of men are bundles of beginnings. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Men's best successes come after their disappointments. - Henry Ward Beecher

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

Lord, Lord! How subject we old men are to this vice of lying. - William Shakespeare

The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts. - John Locke

To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men. - Abraham Lincoln

Intelligence plus character - that is the goal of true education. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

A lawyer with his briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns. - Mario Puzo

Professional men, they have no cares;
whatever happens, they get theirs. - Ogden Nash

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

When men are easy in their circumstances, they are naturally enemies to innovations. - Joseph Addison

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver W. Holmes

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

In other men, taste for slaughter sometimes loses its force. In Constantius it became more violent. - Ammianus Marcellinus

To get something done a committee should consist of no more than three men, two of whom are absent. - Robert Copeland

It is with books as with men: a very small number play a great part, the rest are lost in the multitude. - Voltaire

The danger of the past was that men became slaves. The danger of the future is that men may become robots. - Eric Fromm

I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle. - Edmund Burke

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown


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