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Single Men For Long-Term Commitment

Do you have what it takes to attend this meeting?

Single Men For Long-Term Commitment thanks to Karen Moore

Annual meeting of single, good looking, straight, emotionally-stable, financially-secure, intelligent men looking for a long-term commitment

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Fate is character. - William Winter

Fame is the thirst of youth. - Lord Byron

Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Men are easy to get but hard to keep. - Mae West

A root is a flower that disdains fame. - Kahlil Gibran

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. - Aristotle

A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Men must have legends, else they will die of strangeness. - Les A Murray

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

Men do not shape destiny. Destiny produces the man for the hour. - Fidel Castro

Has anyone noticed that in heaven all the interesting men are missing? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Truth is the property of no individual, but is the treasure of all men. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

Men who are unhappy, like men who sleep badly, are always proud of the fact. - Bertrand Russell

Great men are rarely isolated mountain peaks; they are the summits of ranges. - Thomas W. Higginson

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. - Plato

The greatest men have been those who have cut their way to success through difficulties. - F.W. Robertson

It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered. - Aeschylus

The root of all superstition is that men observe when a thing hits, but not when it misses. - Francis Bacon

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

The Irish are the only men who know how to cry for the dirty polluted blood of all the world. - Norman Mailer

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

The first method for estimating the intelligence of a ruler is to look at the men he has around him. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Anything less than a conscious commitment to the important is an unconscious commitment to the unimportant. - Stephen R Covey

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men. - Clement Freud

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where And Who. - Rudyard Kipling

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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