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Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

No nice men are good at getting taxis. - Katharine Whitehorn

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

The graveyards are full of indispensable men. - Charles de Gaulle

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them. - Moliere

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

It is of men, and of them only, that one should always be frightened. - Louis-Ferdinand Céline

Classical quotation is the parole of literary men all over the world. - Samuel Johnson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

Monsters don’t exist. It’s men you should be afraid of, not monsters. - Niccolò Ammaniti

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot. - Oscar Wilde

Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan

The apprenticeship of difficulty is one which the greatest of men have had to serve. - Samuel Smiles

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the majority of men live content. - Niccolo Machiavelli

For many men, the acquisition of wealth does not end their troubles, it only changes them. - Seneca

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The world's great men have not commonly been great scholars, nor great scholars great men. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

Dads are most ordinary men turned by love into heroes, adventurers, story-tellers, and singers of song. - Pam Brown

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Every human being is intended to have a character of his own; to be what no others are, and to do what no other can do. - William Henry Channing

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

In the long run men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, though they should fail immediately, they had better aim at something high. - Henry David Thoreau

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies?
There isn't time to dig trenches. We'll have to buy them ready made. - Groucho Marx

I love inventing names, but I also collect unusual names, so that I can look through my notebook and choose one that suits a new character. - J K Rowling


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