Spamdex Pork Shorts

Pork is my friend. - Tom Douglas

I'm not much of a cake person. - Daniel Radcliffe

Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Food is the most primitive form of comfort. - Sheila Graham

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

Food is our common ground, a universal experience. - James Beard

We're running the company to serve more people. - Mark Zuckerberg

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Motivation is the fuel, necessary to keep the human engine running. - Zig Ziglar

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Being President is a lot like running a cemetery. You've got a lot of people under you and nobody's listening. - Bill Clinton

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton