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The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I'd be honest. - Rodney Dangerfield

A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

It isn't failing that spells one's downfall; it's running away, giving up. - Michel Greco

I am guilty of asking the Senate for pork and proud of the Senate for giving it to me. - Ted Stevens

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Happiness consists in activity: such is the constitution of our nature; it is a running stream, and not a stagnant pool. - John M. Good

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Running! If there's any activity happier, more exhilarating, more nourishing to the imagination, I can't imagine what it might be. - Joyce Carol Oates

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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