Spamdex Pork Shorts

It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

There ain't no such thing as wrong food. - Sean Stewart

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I'm tired of recipes assuming I have a stove. - Kevin Farzad

I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields

The cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

Always chase your dreams instead of running from your fears. - Unknown

Cogito ergo dim sum. (Therefore I think these are pork buns) - Robert Byrne

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. - Bethenny Frankel

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

You can outdistance that which is running after you, but not what is running inside you. - Rwandan Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

In soap, fatty acids made from boiling pork bone fat are used as a hardening agent, but also for giving it a pearl-like effect. - Christien Meindertsma

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

I've seen so many young men over the years who think they're running at other young men. They are not. They are running at me. - Markus Zusak

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo