Spamdex Pork Shorts

Life is too short to skip cake. - Unknown

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson

In Congress, it's all pork, all the time. - Jim Cooper

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell

The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running. - Unknown

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno

It was amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity and incumbency. - George W. Bush

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker

Any processed chicken from any place - I'll order it in a heartbeat. I'm very picky about my pork, though. - David Chang

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo