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The secret to effective leadership

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Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

My shrink doesn't understand me. - Unknown

There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffett

I may not understand, but I am willing to admire. - Anthony Hope

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

Take it from me, parents just don't understand. - Will Smith

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

To understand Europe, you have to be a genius - or French. - Madeleine Albright

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

Leadership consists of picking good men and helping them do their best. - Chester W Mimitz

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

Leadership is all about influence - the first person you need to influence is you. - John C Maxwell

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

It's not at all hard to understand a person. It's only hard to listen without bias. - Kriss Jami

One of the most beautiful qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Don't criticize what you don't understand, son. You never walked in that man's shoes. - Elvis Presley

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one. - Mike Tyson

The one quality that can be developed by studious reflection and practice is the leadership of men. - Dwight D Eisenhower

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

My mother reads the obituary page every day, but she could never understand how people always die in alphabetical order. - Frank Carson

Businesses should follow and learn from others' successes and failures in order to better understand and predict their own. - Ben Mezrich

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani


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