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The secret to effective leadership

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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

To understand is to forgive, even oneself. - Alexander Chase

Behind leadership there is always a person. - Unknown

I may not understand, but I am willing to admire. - Anthony Hope

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

The function of leadership is to produce more leaders, not more followers. - Ralph Nader

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

I don't understand it, and I can't prove it scientifically, but I believe it. - Billy Graham

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one. - Mike Tyson

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I have far too many skeletons in my closet to think about any sort of serious mention of public office. - David Cone

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

I have striven not to laugh at human actions, not to weep at them, nor to hate them, but to understand them. - Spinoza

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Leadership is about creating powerful human currents moving enthusiastically and creatively in the right direction. - Unknown

If you don't get out of the box you've been raised in, you won't understand how much bigger the world is. - Angelina Jolie

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Like a human being, a company has to have an internal communication mechanism, a 'nervous system', to coordinate its actions. - Bill Gates

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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