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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

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Leadership is an action, not a position. - Donald McGannon

What I cannot create, I do not understand. - Richard P Feynman

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Humor is the affectionate communication of insight. - Leo Rosten

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. - Peter F Drucker

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

There is one higher office than president and I would call that patriot. - Gary Hart

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

Fantasy is hardly an escape from reality. It's a way of understanding it. - Lloyd Alexander

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I don't understand it, and I can't prove it scientifically, but I believe it. - Billy Graham

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

You don't really understand something unless you can communicate it in a simple way. - Albert Einstein

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

You were made by God and for God and until you understand that, life will never make sense. - Rick Warren

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

Understand why and how your audience uses technology and then start trying to align your communications efforts. - Brian Reich

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars. - Fred Allen

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry

It wasn't until we got out first office in Palo Alto where things became more like a company. We never went into this wanting to build a company. - Mark Zuckerberg


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