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I understand. I just don't care. - Unknown

Why should things be easy to understand? - Thomas Pynchon

Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. - Baruch Spinoza

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The beginning of leadership is a battle for the hearts and minds of men. - Bernard L Montgomery

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them. - John von Neumann

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. - Groucho Marx

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

The result of bad communication is a disconnection between strategy and execution. - Chuck Martin

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

The things that we understand, create silence. The things that we do not, create emotion. - Kapil Gupta

Integrity is the most valuable and respected quality of leadership. Always keep your word. - Brian Tracy

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

I don't understand why people would want to get rid of pigeons. They don't bother no one. - Mike Tyson

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

A boss on vacation is the most cost effective measure. Everybody in the office has a vacation at the cost of one. - Thibaut

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

What politicians want to create is irreversible change because when you leave office someone changes it back again. - Estelle Morris

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

There's only one thing worse than training your staff and having them leave, and that's not training them and having them stay. - Zig Ziglar

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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