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The secret to effective leadership

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There are no office hours for leaders. - Cardinal J Gibbons

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

They condemn what they do not understand. - Cicero

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

The more you understand silence, that's where the balance comes. - Rick Rubin

We're about eight Einsteins away from understanding the universe. - Martin Amis

Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better. - Albert Einstein

It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them. - Pierre de Beaumarchais

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Being positive in a negative situation is not naive, it's leadership. - Ralph Marston

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You can only go as high on the leadership ladder as your character will allow you. - John C Maxwell

If you cannot understand me in my speech, how can you understand me in my silence? - Ravi Zacharias

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

Leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself. - Albert Einstein

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself. - Clifton Fadiman

You know you're a mom when you understand why mama bear's porridge was cold. - Jody Defries

Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

The more you know yourself, the more you understand life, the more you value your time. - Maxime Lagace

Your inner understanding of love can be extended beyond all you have ever known, before. - Eleesha

Home life as we understand it is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a cockatoo. - George Bernard Shaw

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

In order to move on, you must understand why you felt what you did and why you no longer need to feel it. - Mitch Albom

I can't understand why you don't get any mail from me. Perhaps it's because I haven't been writing. - Groucho Marx

In the early years, you fight because you don't understand each other. In later years, you fight because you do. - Joan Didion

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The minute you read something that you can't understand, you can almost be sure that it was drawn up by a lawyer. - Will Rogers

The aim of marketing is to know and understand the customer so well the product or service fits him and sells itself. - Peter F Drucker

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Life is too ironic to fully understand. It takes sadness to know what happiness is; noise to appreciate silence; and absence to value presence. - Unknown


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