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The secret to effective leadership

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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

Seek first to understand, then to be understood. - Stephen Covey

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

With the ancient is wisdom, and in length of days understanding. - Job 12:1

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

The most important thing in communication is hearing what isn't said. - Peter F Drucker

In order to understand the world, one has to turn away from it on occasion. - Albert Camus

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

Leadership is at its best making promises to the people... and then keeping them. - Unknown

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas. - Mason Cooley

I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. - Oscar Wilde

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. - Agnes Repplier

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

I can't understand why people are frightened by new ideas. I'm frightened by old ones. - John Cage

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but by then we realize it and admit it. - Jules Renard

Leadership is getting someone to do what they don't want to do, to achieve what they want to achieve. - Tom Landry

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

The Brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up and does not stop until you get into the office. - Robert Frost

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Leadership is all about caring, daring and sharing. Caring for people, Daring to Act fearlessly, and Sharing the success with all. - Sujit Lalwani

A wise man is cured of ambition by ambition itself; his aim is so exalted that riches, office, fortune and favour cannot satisfy him. - Samuel Johnson

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

There is no other way to guard yourself against flattery than by making men understand that telling you the truth will not offend you. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them. - Antoine de Saint-Expurey

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

Leadership is a matter of having people look at you and gain confidence, seeing how you react. If you're in control, they're in control. - Tom Landry


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