Sumo Ballerina

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Life calls the tune, we dance. - John Galsworthy

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands. - Unknown

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Dance isn't something that can be explained in words; it has to be danced. - Paige Arden

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

The dance: a minimum of explanation, a minimum of anecdotes, and a maximum of sensations. - Maurice Bejart

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck