Sumo Ballerina

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Envy and greed starve on a healthy diet of thanksgiving. - Billy Graham

Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels. - Ariana Grande

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck