Sumo Ballerina

No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

I'd stay away from Ecstasy: this is a drug so strong it makes white people think they can dance. - Lenny Henry

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable