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Sumo Ballerina

Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. - Indian Proverb

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Ballet is good, because it makes you stand up tall. - Carine Roitfeld

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Great wrestlers don't out-muscle; they out-hustle. - Unknown

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

The cardiologist's diet: - If it tastes good, spit it out. - Unknown

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music. - George Carlin

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The truest expression of a people is in its dance and in its music. Bodies never lie. - Agnes De Mille

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Wrestlers are a little more dedicated than, and are different from, the other people, which may be strange. - Dan Gable

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

Look inside. That way lies dancing to the melodies spun out by your own heart. This is a symphony. All the rest are jingles. - Anna Quindlen

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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