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Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

If I could tell you what it meant, there would be no point in dancing it. - Isadora Duncan

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Karate's a very boring sport, but when you know the technique you can go further and further. - Jean-Claude Van Damme

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

Wrestlers in the U.S.A. are very aggressive. All they want to do is attack, but they'll make mistakes. - Kurt Angle

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singing contest is like Christopher Reeve judging a dance contest. - George Carlin

Drink and dance and laugh and lie,
Love, the reeling midnight through,
For tomorrow we shall die!
(But, alas, we never do.) - Dorothy Parker

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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