Sumo Ballerina

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Dance can give the inarticulate a voice. - Pamela Brown

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

A balanced diet is a Cracker Jack cookie in each hand. - Joe-kster

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

Dancing can reveal all the mystery that music conceals. - Charles Baudelaire

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

Dancing is like bank robbery - it takes split second timing. - Twyla Tharp

Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire. - Steven Wright

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other. - Jack Handey

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

I'm a 3rd degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do and 2nd degree in karate, and I'm a licensed bodyguard. - Katheryn Winnick

Work like you don't need the money, dance like no one is watching, and love like you've never been hurt. - Mark Twain

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. - Clive James

Go figure a crazy, mixed-up country where ballet outsells boxing. I wouldn't be surprised if their wrestling was on the level. - Bob Hope

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable