Sumo Ballerina

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

I should not believe in a God who does not dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

You can dance anywhere, even if only in your heart. - Unknown

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. - Groucho Marx

The art of living is more like wrestling than dancing. - Marcus Aurelius

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. - Steve Martin

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

There are short-cuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them. - Vicki Baum

The first couple of days on the detox diet aren't pleasant. - Carol Vorderman

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. - Japanese Proverb

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

The trouble with dancing naked is that not everything stops when the music does. - Unknown

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

I'm a black belt in karate. I grew up on the outskirts of Paris, and it was rough. - Elodie Yung

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

There's no one way to dance. And that's kind of my philosophy about everything. - Ellen Degeneres

Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. - Vince Lombardi

The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it. - Jackie Gleason

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

If I go on a diet and work out, I'm always in a bad mood. I'd rather be a little heavier but nice. - Salma Hayek

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

Lawyers are like professional wrestlers. They pretend to get mad and fight, but then they socialize after a trial is over. - Robert Whitlow

The best wrestlers, whether it's a Hulk Hogan or a Rey Mysterio, are the ones who have psychology and can understand this business. - Hulk Hogan

I'm off the diet, but not the treadmill. I speak as someone who's attempted to lose weight and get fit thrice before in my life. - Ronnie Screwvala

My advice to young wrestlers is that your surroundings really make a difference. You want to put yourself in good, positive surroundings. - Dan Gable

New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso