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Sumo Ballerina

Yamamoto goes on a diet

Sumo Ballerina thanks to Jan Newell

Losing the championship belt was nothing compared to this

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Wrestling is ballet with violence. - Jesse Ventura

Either dance well or quit the ballroom. - Greek Proverb

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz

We can choose to hate the rain or dance in it. - Joan Marques

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Life is a dance. Mindfulness is witnessing that dance. - Amit Ray

A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. - Erma Bombeck

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. - Unknown

I don't trust any diet that doesn't allow sugar. - Bethenny Frankel

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

I'm due at the ballet. They're doin' Swoon Lake. - Archie Bunker

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I'm an emotional eater. When I get upset, my diet goes out the window. - Kelly Osbourne

No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated by any other means. - Maimonides

The majority of my diet is made up of the foods that my kid didn't finish. - Carrie Underwood

I am on a ketos diet so I avoid sugar, dairy products, wheat, grain or pulses. - Puneet Issar

We dance in a circle and suppose, while the secret sits in the middle and knows. - Robert Frost

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

Juicing isn't about binging and cleansing; I try to incorporate it into a balanced diet. - Eddie Huang

The ballet toe shoe is one of the few instruments of torture to survive intact into our time. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

We ought to dance with rapture that we might be alive... and part of the living, incarnate cosmos. - D.H. Lawrence

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last. - Irish Proverb

I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

I was not naturally talented. I didn't sing, dance or act, though working around that minor detail made me inventive. - Steve Martin

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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