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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

All life is an experiment. - Oliver Wendell Homes Jr.

There is no such thing in life as normal. - Morrissey

One should count each day a separate life. - Seneca

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Happiness is not the end of life; character is. - Henry Ward Beecher

Admiration is as indispensable to life as oxygen. - Genevieve A Dariaux

In married life three is company and two is none. - Oscar Wilde

A life without love is like a year without summer. - Swedish Proverb

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite. - Winston Churchill

There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. - George Sand

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

Pull up a chair. Take a taste. Come join us. Life is so endlessly delicious. - Ruth Reichl

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

I believe that if you'll just stand up and go, life will open up for you. - Tina Turner

One of the secrets of life is to make stepping stones out of stumbling blocks. - Jack Penn

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I believe any success in life is made by going into an area with a blind, furious optimism. - Sylvester Stallone

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde

The older I get, the more I understand that it's okay to live a life others don't understand. - Unknown

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

I think I have a disease called spontaneous disclosure. I need to tell everyone my life story instantaneously. - Kelly Ripa

When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not characters. A character is a caricature. - Ernest Hemingway

Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. - Dalai Lama

My life amounts to no more than one drop in a limitless ocean. Yet what is any ocean, but a multitude of drops? - David Mitchell

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I would live all my life in nonchalance and insouciance,
Were it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance. - Ogden Nash

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

The remedy for life's broken pieces is not classes, workshops or books. Don't try to heal the broken pieces. Just forgive. - Iyanla Vanzant

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

If you look at what you have in life, you'll always have more. If you look at what you don't have in life, you'll never have enough. - Oprah Winfrey

There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy. - Mark Twain


Frog Waltz

SinkHole Pickup

Always Use Your Mirrors

Johnny On The Pot's Plumber Truck

Wrench Wheel

Bonsai Fruit Tree

Bussines Gaurd

Saxy Shoe

Mayweather Momma

What's Holding You Back?

Final Exams In North Korea

ORCAstraighted

'Outside The Box' Juggler

HeidleBurger

Sun Skin Tone

I Think I'll Just Go Around

People Of The River

Synonym Rolls

New Stormtrooper

Education Standstill

Pool Cleaner

Stool There

Soldier Tribute

It Was That Close