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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Where there is life, there is hope. - Alyson Noel

Character is much easier kept than recovered. - Thomas Paine

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead. - Hans Christian Andersen

Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow

Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

Begin at once to live, and count each day as a separate life. - Seneca

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

Jon Snow: I'm not afraid to die.
Mormont: Nor life, I hope. - George R.R. Martin

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party. - Groucho Marx

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. - Michael Sinz

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I have lived my life according to this principle: If I'm afraid of it, then I must do it. - Erica Jong

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why. - Mark Twain

Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it. - Cullen Hightower

To do good things in the world, first you must know who you are and what gives meaning to your life. - Robert Browning

In a story you had to find a reason, but real life gets on very well without even Freudian motivations. - Anthony Burgess

There are some things in life where it's better to receive than to give, and massage is one of them. - Al Michaels

Enthusiasm is the electricity of life. How do you get it? You act enthusiastic until you make it a habit. - Gordon Parks

The larger office, the corner space, the extra window are the teddy bears and tricycles of adult office life. - Willard Gaylin

When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life of another. - Helen Keller

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

One thing I carried my whole life, especially from my grandparents in Chicago, was a huge idealism for the world. - Abigail Washburn

There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by the unfolding of his powers, by living productively. - Erich Fromm

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

No matter how good or bad you think life is, wake up each day and be thankful for life. Someone somewhere else is fighting to survive. - Unknown


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