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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Life's failures are stepping stones to success. - Unknown

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

The great consolation in life is to say what one thinks. - Voltaire

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life. - Herbert Asquith

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

Actions, looks, words and steps form the alphabet by which you may spell character. - Johann Kasper Lavater

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

SABLE - A common knitting acronym that stands for Stash Acquisition Beyond Life Expectancy. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Success in life is not a matter so much of talent or opportunity but of concentration and perseverance. - C.W. Wendte

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

Dreams or illusions, call them what you will, they lift us from the commonplace of life to better things. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

When I hear somebody sigh, "Life is hard," I am always tempted to ask, "Compared to what?" - Sydney Harris

Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra. - Fran Lebowitz

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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