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The Meaning Of Life

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I want to make a poem of my life. - Yukio Mishima

Life is a series of collisions with the future. - Jose Ortega Y Gasset

The great hope of society is individual character. - William Ellery Channing

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you? - Laura Walker

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Mother's Life: One darned stocking after the other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness is the giving, and so the receiving, of life. - George MacDonald

Life is a wheel of fortune and it's my turn to spin it. - Tupac

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

You were given this life because you are strong enough to live it. - Unknown

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

Reason is the natural order of truth; but imagination is the organ of meaning. - C S Lewis

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit. - Nelson Henderson

The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want. - Ben Stein

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

If a man's character is to be abused, there's nobody like a relative to do the business. - Alexander Pope

There comes a time in every life when the world gets quiet and the only thing left is your heart. - Sarah Dessen

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Accept responsibility for your life. Know that it is you who will get you where you want to go, no one else. - Les Brown

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

Xylophone: Revolutionary communication device that turns the sounds of the voice into a mellow, musical chime - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

How can they say my life is not a success? Have I not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten? - Logan P Smith

To do the useful thing, to say the courageous thing, to contemplate the beautiful thing: that is enough for one man's life. - T S Eliot

A kind of banalization of celebrity has occurred: we are now offered an instant, ready-to-mix fame as nutritious as packet soup. - J G Ballard

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob

When it feels scary to jump, that is exactly when you jump, otherwise you end up staying in the same place your whole life, and that I can't do - Abel Morales


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