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Religion is the search for ultimate meaning. - Viktor Frankl

Life is too short to live the same day twice. - Unknown

Reading is a basic tool in the living of a good life. - Joseph Addison

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Dare to ask questions and seek answers to the puzzles of life. - Lailah G. Akita

Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. - Benjamin Franklin

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Life is not dated merely by years. Events are sometimes the best calendars. - Benjamin Disraeli

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

Give up yourself, and you will find your real self. Lose your life and you will save it. - C S Lewis

It requires less character to discover the faults of others than is does to tolerate them. - J. Petit Senn

Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

There is not one big cosmic meaning for all. There is only the meaning we each give to our life. - Anais Nin

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

Character is that which reveals moral purposes, exposing the class of things man chooses or avoids. - Aristotle

Believing in our hearts that who we are is enough is the key to a more satisfying and balanced life. - Ellen Sue Stern

Character is higher than intellect. A great soul will be strong to live, as well as strong to think. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. - Muhammad Ali

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up. - George Costanza

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

Individuals need to be willing to face truth about their attitudes, behaviors, even what we want out of life. - Joyce Meyer

Middle age is the time in life when, after pulling in your stomach, you look as if you ought to pull in your stomach. - Unknown

It's during the worst storms of your life that you get to see the true colors of the people who say they care about you. - Unknown

Life is no different than the weather. Not only is it unpredictable, but it shows us a new perspective of the world every day. - Suzy Kassem

Change and growth take place when a person has risked himself and dares to become involved with experimenting with his own life. - Herbert Otto

I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to throw something back. - Maya Angelou

When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure. - Peter Marshall

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Things end. People leave. And you know what? Life goes on. Besides, if bad things didn't happen, how would you be able to feel the good ones? - Elizabeth Scott

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. - Anais Nin


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