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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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It is life as it is lived. - Gore Vidal

The best things in life are silly. - Scott Adams

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

Life didn't promise to be wonderful. - Teddy Pendergrass

Life begins at the end of your comfort zone. - Neale Donald Walsh

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

In life as in dance: Grace glides on blistered feet. - Alice Abrams

In the book of life, the answers aren't on the back. - Charlie Brown

Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage

I have always had a dread of becoming a passenger in life. - Margareth II, Queen of Denmark

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives. - Albert Schweitzer

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up. - Hans Christian Andersen

In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history. - Donald Trump

There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way. - Christopher Morley

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism and faulty eyesight. - Helen Rowland

I've probably wasted a solid year of my life just staring into the fridge. - Bill Murray

In the dark days of your life, you will need the wings of hope to continue flying. - Mehmet M Ildan

Life is now. There was never a time when your life was not now, nor will there ever be. - Eckhart Tolle

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli

If you want to run, run a mile. If you want to experience a different life, run a marathon. - Emil Zatopek

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Humour is our way of defending ourselves from life's absurdities by thinking absurdly about them. - Lewis Mumford

It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero

Take a chance! All life is a chance. The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. - Dale Carnegie

A father is a life source, a protector, a life coach, a provider, and many more. You are special and indispensable. - Unknown

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

To maintain a powerful life force, forget yourself, forget about living and dying, and bring your full attention into this moment. - H E Davey

There are two kinds of people who blow through life like a breeze,
And one kind is gossipers, and the other kind is gossipees. - Ogden Nash

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

We hear voices in solitude, we never hear in the hurry and turmoil of life; we receive counsels and comforts we get under no other condition. - Amelia Barr

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

He had a sense of irony that ruled his life, made it impossible for him to use his considerable brains in any kind of serious job. Kind of like me. - Neal Stephenson

Success is to be measured not so much by the position that one has reached in life as by the obstacles that one has overcome while trying to succeed. - Booker T. Washington


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