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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde

Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

May you live all the days of your life. - Jonathan Swift

Expect nothing and life will be velvet. - Lisa Gardiner

My life has been nothing but a failure. - Claude Monet

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

Life is change. Growth is optional. Choose wisely. - Karen K Clark

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

Sleep... the most beautiful experience in life - except drink. - WC Fields

The price of anything is the amount of life you exchange for it. - Henry Thoreau

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me. - Dudley Field Malone

Success is when you look back at your life and the memories make you smile. - Phoebe L. Moll

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Nobody gets to live life backward. Look ahead, that is where your future lies. - Ann Landers

You never know when a moment and a few sincere words can have an impact on life. - Zig Ziglar

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

A housefly has a longer life expectancy than the manager of a Premier League team. - Alex Ferguson

There are two types of risk in life: the danger of trying and the danger of not trying. - Nick Vujicic

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

Choosing forgiveness opens the door of your heart and makes way for a miracle in your life. - Victoria Osteen

People are put into your life for reasons, for different reasons, and to teach you lessons. - Selena Gomez

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

'Rocky' represents the optimistic side of life, and 'Rambo' represents purgatory. - Sylvester Stallone

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

If you're searching for that one person that will change your life, take a look in the mirror. - Unknown

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickso

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

The capacity for hope is the most significant fact of life. It provides human beings with a sense of destination and the energy to get started. - Norman Cousins

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood

Stories are the creative conversion of life itself into a more powerful, clearer, more meaningful experience. They are the currency of human contact. - Robert McKee


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