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Life itself is a gift. - Daphne R Kingma

Trifles make the sum of life. - Charles Dickens

Life's short. Live passionately. - Marc A. Pitman

Life's too short to hold grudges. - Kane Brown

Attitude determines the altitude of life. - Edwin L Cole

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

Youth is not a time of life - it is a state of mind. - Samuel Ullman

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

To save a man's life against his will is the same as killing him. - Horace

Spending time with you showed me what I’ve been missing in my life. - Nicholas Sparks

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

It has been my philosophy of life that difficulties vanish when faced boldly. - Isaac Asimov

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

Don't be afraid that your life will end, be afraid that it will never begin. - Grace Hansen

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

I don't do things for the response or for the controversy. I just live my life. - Rihanna

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Praise is the weapon God gives you to leverage the negative circumstances of your life. - David Evans

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Cheerfulness is what greases the axles of the world. Don't go through life creaking. - H W Byles

I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life. - George Burns

Good friends are like shock absorbers. They help you take the lumps and bumps on the road of life. - Frank Tyger

Everyone has the potential to live a fulfilling life. The difference lies in how we look at things. - Vishal Pandey

Although he tortures the English language, he has not yet succeeded in forcing it to reveal its meaning. - J B Morton

Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. - Unknown

I always like to look on the optimistic side of life, but I am realistic enough to know that life is a complex matter. - Walt Disney

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

The roots of the problems we face in the world, in our national life, and in our family and personal lives are spiritual. - Stephen Covey

Life is made up of a series of judgments on insufficient data, and if we waited to run down all our doubts, it would flow past us. - Learned Hand

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis

The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good. - Ruth Benedict


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