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The Meaning Of Life

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The Meaning Of Life thanks to Karen Moore

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Fame is the perfume of heroic deeds. - Socrates

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is about making an impact, not making an income. - Kevin Kruse

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown

Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one's courage. - Anais Nin

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life is like Tetris: if it doesn't fit, just flip it over. - Sabine Hein

A person's character is but half formed till after wedlock. - Charles Simmons

I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of regrets. - D.H. Lawrence

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Extremists think 'communication' means agreeing with them. - Leo Rosten

Life can show up no other way than that way in which you perceive it. - Neale D Walsch

Life is like a game of Tetris. You never know what you're gonna get. - Kevin Larnholm

Success is the only motivational factor that a boy with character needs. - Woody Hayes

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

One should absorb the color of life, but one should never remember its details. - Oscar Wilde

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Ups and downs. Victories and defeats. Sadness and happiness. That's the best kind of life. - Maxime Lagace

It is the familiar that usually eludes us in life. What is before our noses is what we see last. - William Barrett

Most people say that it is the intellect which makes a great scientist. They are wrong: it is character. - Albert Einstein

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

To live only for some future goal is shallow. It's the sides of the mountains that sustain life, not the top. - Robert Pirsig

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

Life isn't about finding pieces of a puzzle. It's about creating and putting those exceptional pieces together. - Unknown

Life is not lost by dying; life is lost minute by minute, day by dragging day, in all the thousand small uncaring ways. - Stephen V Benet

If you have three people in your life that you can trust, you can consider yourself the luckiest person in the whole world. - Selena Gomez

Don't let the age on your driver's license determine your season in life. Everyone's growing seasons look a bit different. - Vicki Kuyper

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

Never play with the feelings of others, because you may win the game, but the risk is that you will surely lose the person for life time. - William Shakespeare

Hope gives life meaning. And hope is based on the prospect of being able one day to turn the actual world into a possible one that looks better. - Francois Jacob


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