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The New U.S. Dollar Coin

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The New U.S. Dollar Coin thanks to Karen Moore

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Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Good words are worth much, and cost little. - George Herbert

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it. - Kin Hubbard

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Why pay a dollar for a bookmark? Why not use the dollar for a bookmark? - Steven Spielberg

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

A sympathizer is a fellow that's for you as long as it doesn't cost anything. - Kin Hubbard

Enthusiasm is the greatest asset in the world. It beats money and power and influence. - Henry Chester

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. - Bob Hope

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Politeness and consideration for others is like investing pennies and getting dollars back. - Thomas Sowell

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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