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Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

He buries gold who hides the truth. - Pythagoras

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

Value Investing: The art of buying low and selling lower - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When it comes to corruption, nothing succeeds like money. - American Proverb

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter deVries

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them. - Bill Vaughan

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I'm just as happy as when I had 48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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