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Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

No man's credit is as good as his money. - Ed Howe

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

How much pain have cost us the evils that have never happened. - Thomas Jefferson

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. - Bob Hope

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

The only point in making money is, you can tell some big shot where to go. - Humphrey Bogart

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

Never invest deep feelings for someone unless you're ready to face the consequences. - Unknown

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

I tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless. - Rodney Dangerfield

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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