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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

One Scent: The cost of a skunk - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Print some money and give it to us for the rain forests. - Vivienne Westwood

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

I have no money, no resources, no hopes. I am the happiest man alive. - Henry Miller

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Every dollar you invest in your personal development adds 30 to your bottom line. - Brian Tracy

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

Money itself doesn't interest me. But you must make money to go on building the business. - Rupert Murdoch

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Kindness is the connection that links us all together and strengthens the bonds within our communities, neighborhoods, and families. - Rosalynn Carter

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly


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