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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

How much money is enough? - Talmud

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. - Unknown

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce


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