The New U.S. Dollar Coin

Gentlemen prefer bonds. - Andrew Mellon

Kind words cost nothing. - Unknown

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

Never invest in a business you cannot understand. - Warren Buffet

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar. - Steven Wright

Wind to a sailor is what money is to life on shore. - Sterling Hayden

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. - Henny Youngman

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

I like gold because it is a stabilizer; it is an insurance policy. - Kevin O'Leary

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

He can't help it - he was born with a silver foot in his mouth. - George HW Bush

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

If you don't know who you are, the stock market is an expensive place to find out. - George Goodman

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint. - Don Marquis

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

The only reason I'm in Hollywood is that I don't have the moral courage to refuse the money. - Marlon Brando

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Money frees you from doing things you dislike.
Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. - Groucho Marx

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams