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I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. - Kathleen Norris

Where you stumble and fall, there you discover the gold. - Joseph Campbell

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repairing. - Billy Rose

Anybody who thinks money will make you happy hasn't got money. - David Geffen

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money. - Jackie Mason

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

It cost God nothing, so far as we know, to create nice things: but to convert rebellious wills cost him crucifixion. - C S Lewis

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like. - Will Smith

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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