Why Women Don't Let Men Bathe Kids
A man's 'Clean House' policy
QuotaBillsHasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller
Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown
He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying
I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z
Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson
Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush
All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams
Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox
I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown
Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson
Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault
Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot
You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner
Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver
If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali