Why Women Don't Let Men Bathe Kids

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Germs: The only things kids will share freely - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

Goat Herder: A person who likes to work with kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He who would eat in Spain must bring his kitchen along. - German saying

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Baby I paint the sky blue
My greatest creation was you. - Jay-Z

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Baby Boomer: A kid who just polished off six jars of raspberry jam - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

I'm pretty intentional about being highly invested in my kids' lives. - Mark Batterson

Spoiled Rotten: What the kids become after as little as 15 minutes with Grandma - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

Zucchini: Vegetable which can be baked, boiled, fried or steamed before kids refuse to eat it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Technology is just a tool. In terms of getting the kids working together and motivating them, the teacher is the most important. - Bill Gates

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

If you want your kids to listen to you, don't yell at them. Whisper. Make them lean in. My kids taught me that. I do it with adults now. - Mario Batali