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Can You Find the Hidden Bird?

I wish it would stop flying around...

Can You Find the Hidden Bird? thanks to Karen Moore

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

A married man is a caged bird. - Spanish Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Catacomb: A feline grooming tool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

The future is hidden even from those who make it. - Anatole France

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Keep a little fire burning; however small, however hidden. - Cormac McCarthy

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The early bird would never catch the worm if the dumb worm slept late. - Milton Berle

The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

I am no bird; and no net ensnares me; I am a free human being with an independent will. - Charlotte Bronte

I love cats because I enjoy my home, and little by little they become its visible soul. - Jean Cocteau

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

Learn to adapt like a bird. We can only dream of flying, but the bird has already grown her wings. - Debasish Mridha

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. - Alfred N Whitehead

The employees who share innovative ideas may also be the folks who have some hidden talents that would help incorporate their suggestions. - Harvey Mackay

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown


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