QuotaBillsFrance is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare
Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker
Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker
Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb
Dyspupsia: Being sick as a dog. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton
Subwoofer: A dog who scuba dives - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown
People will travel anywhere for good food. - Rene Redzepi
What poison is to food, self-pity is to life. - Oliver C. Wilson
Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
Back Four Seconds: What a clock does when it's hungry - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Colliefornia: The American state that has gone to the dogs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller
The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney
If you are looking for a fly in your food, it means that you are full. - South Africa Proverb
There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas
The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar
Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
By eating many fruits and vegetables in place of fast food and junk food, people could avoid obesity. - David H Murdock
I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown
If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor
An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut
I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock