QuotaBillsI hid myself in food. - Gordon Ramsay
Health food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael
He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb
Food is an important part of a balanced diet. - Fran Lebowitz
Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan
There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw
Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman
I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something. - Mitch Hedberg
I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare
Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes
If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers
Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney
I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx
There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi
If we're not willing to settle for junk living, we certainly shouldn't settle for junk food. - Sally Edwards
Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump
If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli